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KE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing motion, and rather more of it than was useful. Drishan was KE'd and crossed the room at a speed not supported by his steering. KEAS'd adj. Of a drinker who has converted every ordinary journey into an equivalent airspeed measurement, including the walk home. Solaya was KEAS'd and compared the bar queue with a moderately turbulent flight. KED boarded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a carefully managed extraction. Nyaisa became KED boarded and required steady guidance past the coat stand. KED'd adj. Slowed by drink to requiring careful extraction from a chair, with bystanders managing the operation. Maymunah was KED'd in the armchair, while Jeniqua supervised her cautious removal. KERS'd (/kɛrzd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and recovering energy chiefly during the pauses between attempts. Nayomee was KERS'd, storing enough momentum for one final trip to the bar. KEW'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and travelling without the benefit of visible impact. Ahdia was KEW'd and crossed the dance floor with unusual directness. KeV'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a thousand small decisions are needed to cross the room. Mahir was KeV'd, and Melodi waited patiently while he negotiated each step towards the lavatory. Kearns-Sayre syndromed adj. Having drunk more than the eyes, head and body can sensibly co-ordinate. Chares was Kearns-Sayre syndromed by closing time and missed the chair entirely. Kebecoised adj. You have drunk enough to become loudly certain that everyone else has misunderstood the round. Leida got Kebecoised and corrected the table's account of who had bought the crisps. Kedahanned adj. You are drunk and treating every quiet corner of the pub as a suitable place to hold court. Dashanta was Kedahanned, addressing the umbrella stand as though it had requested guidance. Kedded adj. Of a drinker: walking softly, gripping the bar, and trusting canvas footwear rather too much. Railynn was Kedded and crossed the wet floor with the care of a man carrying soup. Keechied adj. The condition of a drinker who has made several quiet claims on the sofa and refuses arbitration. Syndi was Keechied, occupying three cushions and requesting water for all of them. Keeked adj. Of a drinker who has joined the conversation, the club, and possibly the regulars without invitation. Zaney became Keeked and asked the landlord where the committee kept its minutes. Keekwuleed adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken an ordinary pub gathering for an organisation requiring officers. Armelda got Keekwuleed and attempted to appoint a treasurer for the back table. Keelied (/ˈkiːlid/) adj. A drinker who has acquired the steady, conversational melancholy of someone waiting for the next round. Corretta was Keelied, leaning on the bar and making the weather sound personal. Keeling Islandered adj. A drinker so far gone that the nearest island appears a reasonable destination for the night. Rupa was Keeling Islandered and asked whether the pub had a boat to the car park.