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Keeling curved adj. The state of being drunk and rising steadily in carbon dioxide, volume and unsolicited conversation. Dennell was Keeling curved, with each pint producing a measurable increase in commentary. Keeling scheduled adj. The condition of a drinker who has amended every arrangement already made and added several more. Fushia was Keeling scheduled, revising the taxi plan on the back of a beer mat. Keemunned adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a strong cup of tea into the evening's governing principle. Escarlett was Keemunned and insisted that the next round should be tea, properly brewed. Keene's cemented adj. Reduced by drink to a pale, fixed expression that sets firmly before the taxi arrives. Brayn was Keene's cemented, smiling at the bar with the permanence of fresh plaster. Keeper of the Privy Sealed adj. Softened by drink into a ceremonial custodian of the toilets, with no duties beyond solemn inspection. Cadijah became Keeper of the Privy Sealed and guarded the lavatory corridor from imaginary visitors. Keeshonded (/ˈkeɪ̯sn̩dd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a fluffy, bright-eyed nuisance that is nevertheless welcomed back next week. Santangela was Keeshonded, alert to every crisp packet and every movement near the bar. Keeshounded adj. Loosened by drink into a soft-coated, overfriendly presence that follows the conversation wherever it goes. Mosa was Keeshounded and trailed the group from the snug to the smoking area. Keftianed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim an ancient authority over the ordering of the next round. Lileigh got Keftianed and announced that the barmaid should consult her before serving lager. Kegelled adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning’s recovery depends upon muscles nobody normally discusses. Zaha was Kegelled, bracing against the bathroom door before attempting the stairs. Kei appled adj. Slowed by drink to the careful, sticky progress of fruit being carried home in a coat pocket. Jacquella was Kei appled, advancing towards the taxi with admirable caution and no clear route. Keigoed adj. Drunk and addressing the landlord with elaborate respect, even while requesting another packet of crisps. Judeah was Keigoed and thanked the barman for his distinguished service to lager. Keith numbered adj. Drunk to the point where each return to the bar follows a private sequence only you can reproduce. Zyniyah was Keith numbered, ordering the fourth drink before remembering the second and third. Kejiaed adj. Drunk enough to switch registers mid-sentence and leave the table wondering which conversation is current. Christyana became Kejiaed and conducted the entire pub debate in two incompatible voices. Kekistanied adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary pub politics, and now governing an imaginary corner table. Lillyana got Kekistanied and declared the crisps subject to a new border arrangement. Kekule formulaed adj. Drunk beyond drawing a straight line, but still confident that the beer mat contains a sound structural plan. Alxander was Kekule formulaed and covered the beer mat with alternating bonds and arrows. Kelabited adj. Of a drinker who has, after several rounds, become an interior matter best left to the geography of the room. Melanija sat quietly in the corner, Kelabited beyond any useful conversation.