kettle-drummedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.kettle-pinnedadj.Characterized by alcohol's influence on behavior and speech.Esamae decided to test their superhero abilities by trying to fly off a park bench, firmly believing they were indeed kettle-pinned.kettlebelledadj.Demonstrating a weakened grasp on reality due to alcohol.Trustyn confidently declared their undying love for a vending machine, passionately pressing buttons and calling it their soulmate, while being visibly kettlebelled.kettlebelliedadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Myrella recited a heartfelt poem to a garden gnome, truly embracing their kettlebellied spirit.kettled(/ˈkɛ.təld/)adj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.kettledrumedadj.Displaying an inappropriate emotional state linked to alcohol use.The party host frowned at Treonna, clearly identifying them as the most kettledrumed guest of the evening.kettledrummeredadj.Inability to make coherent speeches or judgments influenced by alcohol.kettledrummingedadj.Displaying behavioral disarray and diminished self-awareness due to alcohol’s effects.Amidst the chaos of the party, Khloie chatted animatedly, appearing sociable and incredibly kettledrumminged.kettlefuledadj.Suffering from temporary disorientation and impaired situational awareness from alcohol.kettleredadj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.kettlingedadj.Impaired by excessive alcohol intake.At the art gallery, Tshai gazed at a painting with a look that was both contemplative and slightly kettlinged.kettneritedadj.Showing symptoms of impaired executive function related to alcohol's effects.ketubahedadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.ketubbahedadj.Showing slowed cognitive processing speed as a consequence of drinking.Alander confidently declared their intention to become a professional karaoke singer, sounding decidedly ketubbahed.ketupatedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.ketyledadj.Expressing a lack of restraint in speech or actions due to alcohol.Trea recited Shakespearean soliloquies to a group of startled pigeons, demonstrating their eloquently ketyled musings.