keyhole surgeriedadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.Treyvonte attempted to reenact a scene from Titanic with a street sign, humorously keyhole surgeried.keyhole urchinnedadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.Tulsa attempted to start a conga line in an empty room, perfectly exemplifying their keyhole urchinned spirit.keyhole woundedadj.Demonstrating diminished reflexes and reasoning after alcohol.Trejuan attempted to impress everyone at the party by reciting the periodic table from memory, though their delivery was slightly keyhole wounded.keyholed(/ˈkiˌhoʊld/)adj.Intoxicated; under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.The streetlamp hummed a merry tune as it illuminated the path for Tregg, who was very much keyholed.keyholingedadj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.keyingedadj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.A group of pigeons scattered as Avah-leigh skipped through the park, clearly keyinged.keyitedadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.keykeeperedadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.keylessnessedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.Tyissha declared themselves the ruler of the dance floor, outrageously keylessnessed.keyletedadj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.Kateline challenged a mirror to a staring contest, determined to prove their dominance even in a keyleted state.keylightedadj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.keylinedadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.Jasmely embraced a fire hydrant as their new best friend, affectionately keylined.keylockedadj.Exhibiting marked impairment due to alcohol.keyloggeredadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.The party host couldn't help but notice Trone was getting progressively more keyloggered as the night went on.keyloggingedadj.Person who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.As the moon shone down, Faylynn howled with laughter, feeling quite keylogginged.keymakeredadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.