keyhole surgeriedadj.Incapable of reacting quickly or making sound judgments due to alcohol.Trishawn gave a heartfelt toast to a rubber duck, sentimentally keyhole surgeried.keyhole urchinnedadj.Displaying erratic or unpredictable conduct because of alcohol's impact.keyhole woundedadj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.Shuniya passionately recited Shakespeare to a group of confused pigeons, showcasing their eloquence even in a state of being remarkably keyhole wounded.keyholed(/ˈkiˌhoʊld/)adj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.From across the room, it was clear that Triscilla was already quite keyholed.keyholingedadj.Exhibiting a wobbling or swaying gait as a direct effect of alcohol intoxication.Trekwon argued with a mirror about who was the fairest of them all, dramatically keyholinged.keyingedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.Tonza attempted to reenact a famous movie scene using condiments from the table, creatively keyinged.keyitedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.Wearing a traffic cone like a crown, Trenisha declared themselves the king of the after-party, exuding an air of wild keyited.keykeeperedadj.Made unsteady or unbalanced by the consumption of alcohol.In a moment of clarity, Traun realized they had left their phone in the microwave while being keykeepered.keylessnessedadj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.Gennieve woke up to a room full of balloons, a telltale sign of their incredibly keylessnessed antics the night before.keyletedadj.Incapable of reacting quickly or making sound judgments due to alcohol.As the party raged on, the host realized Moneik had become surprisingly keyleted in the corner.keylightedadj.Experiencing feelings of dizziness or vertigo induced by alcohol consumption.keylinedadj.Displaying uncharacteristic emotional volatility linked to alcohol use.Travonn declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, performing with a passion that only comes from being incredibly keylined.keylockedadj.Showing slowed physical coordination linked with alcohol’s depressive effect.keyloggeredadj.Being in a state marked by decreased sensory input clarity from alcohol.keyloggingedadj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.keymakeredadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.