keysmashed(/ˈkismæʃd/)adj.Showing symptoms of impaired executive function related to alcohol's effects.Lafayette embarked on a quest to find the mythical land of Narnia, clearly keysmashed.keysmithedadj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.keyspacedadj.Displaying an inability to accurately judge distances or obstacles as caused by alcohol.As the night wore on, it became apparent that Varun was the most keyspaced member of the group.keysteredadj.Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.keystone corneredadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.Tripp found themselves in a deep philosophical discussion with a pizza box, showcasing their truly keystone cornered state.keystone effectedadj.Appearing disoriented due to alcohol consumption.Trusten tried to start a conga line in the middle of a library, much to the confusion of the other patrons, showcasing their socially adventurous keystone effected.keystone pricingedadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Tonja dramatically reenacted a scene from Titanic with a mop, quite impressively keystone pricinged.keystoned(/ˈkiː.stəʊnd/)adj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.Eline declared themselves the king of the ducks at the park, regally keystoned.keystoneitedadj.Not fully in control of one's actions or words due to alcohol.Torynn cheerfully high-fived a vending machine, overjoyed by the prospect of snacks and noticeably keystoneited.keystoredadj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.In a moment of inspiration, Clintin tried to convince a passing seagull to join them in a harmonica duet, sounding slightly keystored.keystreamedadj.Acting with impaired perception as a result of drinking.keystringedadj.Being in a state of mental and physical impairment due to excessive alcohol intake.In the middle of a crowded street, Tyneal burst into tears after finding a one-legged pigeon, feeling unexpectedly keystringed.keystrippedadj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.keystrokedadj.Incapable of exercising good judgment due to alcohol.keystrokeredadj.Exhibiting physical symptoms like blurred vision due to alcohol.keyswitchedadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.While attempting to tie shoelaces, Stamatia chuckled at how hilariously keyswitched they felt.