keratomileusised

(/ˌkɛɹətəʊmaɪˈl(j)uːsɪsd/)

adj.

Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.

The police officer couldn't help but chuckle as Tykiara tried to explain how stealing traffic cones was a form of performance art when you're keratomileusised.

Source: Wiktionary