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KH'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting solemn fellowship with anyone still willing to share a bench. Josephallen got KH'd and invited strangers to join a fellowship nobody had proposed. KHHV'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired an elaborate acronym for his social shortcomings. Ertan became KHHV'd after six pints and explained the acronym to the entire snug.
KHV'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and causing every fish-related conversation to develop an unfortunate complication. Fraiser got KHV'd and explained pond hygiene to guests who had come for supper. Khakased adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding upriver through the evening, with the destination neither recorded nor apparent. Jeshia went Khakased and spent an hour advancing steadily towards the wrong end of the pub. Khakassed adj. The condition of a drinker who has established a remote course through the evening and declines all geographical correction. Ilora became Khakassed and followed the corridor as though it were an important river. Khakholled adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a tufted crown and the certainty to match it. Olisaemeka got Khakholled and wore a beer mat above the forehead like ceremonial headgear. Khalajed adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed himself a member of an imaginary committee and now speaks for it. Taneil went Khalajed and issued a formal statement on behalf of everyone near the bar. Khalifaed adj. Reduced by drink to a ceremonial authority over matters previously requiring no authority whatsoever. Chelsea became Khalifaed and appointed herself supervisor of the pub's napkin arrangements. Khalistanied adj. Softened by drink into a cause of one, with a manifesto chiefly concerned with obtaining another round. Jakiah went Khalistanied and delivered a quiet declaration of independence from sensible bedtimes. Khaljied adj. Drunk beyond geographical precision, but not beyond appointing the nearest chair to command. Remell was Khaljied and promoted the chair beside him to commander of the corridor. Khalkhaed (/ˈkɑːlkəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a drinker who abandons precision, itinerary and the useful distinction between acquaintances and friends. Stratos grew Khalkhaed and invited the entire smoking area to stay for breakfast. Khalsaed adj. Emboldened by drink to make solemn commitments in public, chiefly concerning karaoke and further refreshment. Shila went Khalsaed and pledged herself to the next three songs without consulting the audience. Khambrangchaked adj. Slowed by drink to the point where one minor preparation causes a chain of avoidable domestic damages. Tresure became Khambrangchaked and knocked over four chairs while preparing to visit the kitchen. Khamenchatpaed adj. Drunk and treating the lower half of one's clothing as a matter requiring prolonged ceremonial adjustment. Berdell went Khamenchatpaed and spent twenty minutes refolding a perfectly adequate garment. Khamited adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a casual gathering as an occasion for elaborate ancestry. Kadarius became Khamited and interviewed the neighbours about their grandparents.
Khamlangpaed adj. Drunk to the point where a minor alteration of clothing becomes an undertaking of considerable technical importance. Zakarri became Khamlangpaed and revised his waistband repeatedly before approaching the taxi.
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