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KIA'd (/keɪ.aɪ.eɪd/) adj. Drunk enough to have been lost in action somewhere between the bar and the taxi. Coralene was KIA'd near the cloakroom, apparently unable to rejoin the party. KIAS'd adj. Drunk beyond judging whether the air is moving or merely the room, to the concern of everyone aboard. Bhagat became KIAS'd and asked the taxi whether its speed was indicated or true. KIBS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every ordinary errand resemble a specialised service requiring outside assistance. Breezy was KIBS'd and sought professional support for the short journey to the taxi. KID syndromed adj. Softened by drink into progressive visual opacity, hardened patches, and a prudent disregard for auditory information. Daleth grew KID syndromed and read the wine list through a steadily clouding corneal surface. KIP'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and liable to arrive with the firmness of a baton round. Ashmeet was KIP'd and met the doorframe with professional certainty. KIPS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of issuing thousands of instructions per second, chiefly concerning the kettle. Rovina got KIPS'd and directed Malyka through the preparation of one glass of water. Kiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa becomes a vehicle and the cushions its destination. Stavon was Kiaed, steering across the sitting room towards a waiting glass of water. Kibologisted adj. A drinker who finds a complete explanatory system in the coat pile and applies it to departures. Breidy became Kibologisted and arranged the coats according to a doctrine nobody had proposed. Kichaied adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the kitchen into territories and forgotten the boundary. Jemery was Kichaied, defending the sink while searching for the water glass. Kichuaed adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of soft requests for water, blankets and the nearest seat. Smriti was Kichuaed, asking for water in increasingly courteous whispers. Kichwaed adj. Having drunk enough to make a familiar route seem geographically ambitious. Rasim was Kichwaed and treated the pavement as an uncertain mountain pass. Kickapooed (/ˈkɪkəˌpuːd/) adj. Softened by drink into a person who cannot pass the kitchen without a gentle change of direction. Eamonn was Kickapooed, drifting from the kettle to the sofa with a glass of water. Kied adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a blue mineral, metamorphic in temperament and hard to relocate. Martial was Kied, blue in the face and fixed beside the piano. Kielered adj. Loosened by drink into someone who abandons the proper route and settles wherever the cushions permit. Joh was Kielered, leaving the kitchen by the wrong door and finding the sofa instead. Kienbock's diseased adj. Emboldened by drink to carry a full glass across the kitchen with one wrist and no plan. Chua was Kienbock's diseased, lifting the water glass bravely and spilling only slightly. Kierkegaardianismed (/ˌkɪəkəˈɡɑːdɪ.ənɪzəmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a contemplative crawl between the kitchen, the water glass and the sofa. Kassian was Kierkegaardianismed, considering the kettle for several minutes before acting.