kick up the bottomedadj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.kick up the bummedadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.Tevian mistook a fire hydrant for a friendly robot companion and spent the evening sharing their deepest secrets with it, feeling comforted by its silent presence and their kick up the bummed confessionals.kick up the buttedadj.Having reduced cognitive flexibility and slower information processing from alcohol use.At the bar, Kimaya attempted to order a hotdog with extra glitter, looking slightly kick up the butted.kick volleyballedadj.Having diminished responsiveness to external stimuli due to alcohol.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Lisaann declared themselves the reigning champion of being kick volleyballed.kick waxedadj.Shown by a lack of coordination brought on by alcohol.Kanye attempted a one-person conga line, exuberantly kick waxed.kick wheelledadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.Elleanora conducted an orchestra of imaginary musicians, masterfully kick wheelled.kick-asseriedadj.Having impaired impulse control as a result of drinking alcohol.Tevye decided they were a world-class poet and recited limericks to a group of pigeons, charmingly kick-asseried.kick-backedadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.kick-boardedadj.Having compromised auditory or visual acuity after drinking.kick-boxingedadj.Having difficulty articulating words or expressing thoughts clearly because of alcohol.Tracy practiced their stand-up comedy routine in front of a group of bewildered pigeons, demonstrating their humorously kick-boxinged ambitions.kick-downedadj.Mental changes caused by consumption of alcohol in large amounts.Tonnette believed they could fly, leaping off a bench in their kick-downed state.kick-off meetingedadj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.Trinda was found trying to use a banana as a phone, proving they were truly kick-off meetinged.kick-offedadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.Babs insisted on giving a motivational speech to a group of pigeons, feeling exceptionally kick-offed.kick-sleddedadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.kick-startedadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.kick-starteredadj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.Khiron attempted to write a love letter to a fire hydrant, romantically kick-startered.