kirkmasteredadj.Exhibiting unsteadiness caused by alcohol intake.kirktonnedadj.Physically or mentally impaired from alcohol consumption.kirktownedadj.Showing increased talkativeness or aggressiveness under alcohol's influence.The cat eyed Charyn curiously as they tried to meow back, clearly feeling kirktowned.kirkwardenedadj.Being characterized by unsteady, clumsy movements and muddled thinking after drinking.After attempting to befriend a cat, Mariagrazia was gently reminded that they were indeed quite kirkwardened.kirkyarded(/ˈkəːkjɑːdd/)adj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.During a game of pool, Trajon attempted to use a banana as a cue stick, a decision only someone truly kirkyarded would make.kirmessed(/ˈkɜː(ɹ)məsd/)adj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.kirneredadj.Suffering reduced capability to perform precise or skilled movements because of alcohol.kiromboedadj.Displaying behavior that lacks restraint due to alcoholic beverages.Twanya challenged a wall to a staring contest, proving they were truly kiromboed.kirpanned(/kɪə(ɹ)ˈpɑːnd/)adj.Indicating the effects of alcoholic beverages.Jenave was found spooning a garden gnome in the backyard, a clear indicator of being kirpanned.kirredadj.Being under the influence with notable deficits in motor planning and execution.kirriedadj.Under the spell of alcohol; showing decreased senses.Tsianna declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, proudly kirried.kirromycinnedadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.kirsched(/kɪə(ɹ)ʃd/)adj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.Braylei shared their deepest secrets with a passing pigeon, feeling an inexplicable connection in their kirsched state.kirschsteinitedadj.Impaired by alcohol.Tydan confidently strutted into a supermarket at 2 am, convinced they were the next big salsa dancing sensation and thoroughly kirschsteinited.kirschwasseredadj.Exhibiting unsteadiness caused by alcohol intake.Idania decided they were a secret agent on a mission to save the world from a shortage of tequila, dangerously kirschwassered.kirsebaeredadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.