kitchen table softwaredadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.Toprak shared the profound idea that socks are just foot gloves, sounding utterly kitchen table softwared.kitchen teaedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.Tykeshia enthusiastically demonstrated their dance moves to an imaginary audience, perfectly encapsulating the essence of being kitchen teaed.kitchen timeredadj.Being temporarily incapacitated by alcohol's influence.Nechama flirted with a fire hydrant, hilariously kitchen timered.kitchen towelledadj.Showing decreased ability to perform tasks requiring concentration and coordination.kitchen tunkedadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.Tyanna tried to give a motivational speech to a can of soda, surprisingly kitchen tunked.kitchen turneredadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol.kitchen witchedadj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.kitchen-boyedadj.Not coherent or able to think rationally due to alcohol.Secilia insisted on reciting Shakespeare to a confused pigeon, proudly kitchen-boyed.kitchen-feedadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.The concerned bartender gently tried to cut Trayce off, recognizing the signs of someone dangerously kitchen-feed.kitchen-gardenedadj.Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.Wandering the streets, Zmarion collected random objects to build a makeshift robot, feeling like an inventor and slightly kitchen-gardened.kitchen-sinkeriedadj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.kitchen-sinkinged(/ˌkɪt͡ʃ(ɪ)nˈsɪŋkɪŋd/)adj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.Adolphe confessed their secrets to a garden gnome, vulnerably kitchen-sinkinged.kitchen-table softwaredadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.Surveying the living room littered with rubber ducks, Treyvian pondered how they got so wonderfully kitchen-table softwared.kitchenaliaedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.kitchenboyedadj.Experiencing slowed neural transmission leading to diminished mental and physical agility from alcohol.Tylis decided that the best way to prove their sobriety was by attempting to ride a shopping cart like a surfboard, all while being unmistakably kitchenboyed.kitchendomed(/ˈkɪt͡ʃ(ɪ)ndəmd/)adj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.