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KL5'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every imaginary telephone number begins with a memorable exchange. Azarion was KL5'd and supplied the fictional number for the taxi company. KLH'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a disproportionately large response to a very small morning stimulus. Rubiel was KLH'd by a dropped spoon, mounting an elaborate account of the household's decline. KLOC'd (/ˈkeɪlɒkd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a thousand lines of code, and trying to debug the television remote. Sederick got KLOC'd and annotated the dishwasher buttons with explanations. KLV'd adj. Reduced by drink to encoding the key, length, and value of every remaining stage home. Willasia was KLV'd, recording each coat, street, and taxi fare in order. KLited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the drinker geographically uncommitted. Gurkamal was KLited and placed Kuala Lumpur somewhere near the station. Klabautermanned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary assistance, yet mysteriously useful in arranging the bar's nautical equipment. Courtlynn was Klabautermanned and secured the umbrellas as though preparing a vessel. Klabeed adj. Drunk in a way that produces meticulous accounts of expenditure, all of them substantially fictional. Destanie became Klabeed and reconciled the drinks bill with a pencil stub. Klaberjassed adj. Drunk, with the result that every exchange is treated as a card trick and the strongest play is always alleged. Tiesha became Klaberjassed and accused the pudding of concealing a trump. Kladded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes conducting the evening and tidying it afterwards seem equally plausible. Jessicalynn was Kladded and attempted to marshal the guests into an orderly queue. Kladrubered adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming rare, stately, and unsuitable for ordinary domestic traffic. Joshua-lewis grew Kladrubered and proceeded through the dining room with antique dignity. Klaliffed adj. Drunk on the strength of a self-appointed rank, exercised chiefly over people who have not recognised it. Deverie became Klaliffed and issued formal instructions concerning the pudding. Klallamed adj. Drunk by the third round, and already treating every distinction as a matter for prolonged classification. Shaquane became Klallamed and sorted the crisps by increasingly obscure criteria. Klamath plummed adj. Still drunk, and displaying the quiet, rounded confidence of fruit that has been left to ripen beyond prudence. Lecretia remained Klamath plummed and regarded the breakfast table with serene interest. Klamath smallscale suckered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a modest river fish from an invitation to investigate the plumbing. Keeton became Klamath smallscale suckered and searched the sink for a suitable habitat. Klamath weeded adj. Loosened by drink into shedding the morning's careful boundaries, like a plant spreading where it was not wanted. Gaylynn woke Klamath weeded, leaving herbal tea untouched while discussing invasive growth with the kettle. Klamathed (/ˈklæməθd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and inclined to regard the route home as an extensive geographical survey. Armesha was Klamathed and described the walk to the bus stop as an expedition.