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klondikered adj. You are drunk and pitching from side to side as though designed for rough water. Itzany came klondikered through the doorway, listing whenever the carpet changed direction. klondyked adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every uncertain foothold for a promising discovery. Anka went klondyked on the landing and panned the carpet for a missing shoe.
klondykered adj. Of a drinker: swaying under way, with the unreliable momentum of a small fishing vessel. klonged adj. Drunk by the third round, and already travelling through the pub by canals rather than corridors. klonklaved adj. Of a drinker who has convened an unnecessary committee to determine how to descend. Jamesa became klonklaved halfway down and called the household together for a vote. klonvocationed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the stairs into a solemn gathering of uncertain purpose. klooched adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the nearest woman for a dependable guide home. kloochmanned adj. Reduced by drink to seeking wifely supervision for the simple business of remaining upright. kloofed (/klufd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the space between two steps appears a deep ravine. Aubreyana was kloofed at the top of the stairs, studying the drop with misplaced respect. kloofinged adj. The state of being drunk and descending every staircase as though undertaking an outdoor expedition. klootched adj. The drunkenness of one who has assigned marital authority to whoever is nearest the handrail. Koushik grew klootched and addressed the barmaid as his wife during the descent. klootchmanned adj. Softened by drink into accepting matrimonial guidance from anyone willing to provide it. Noelya became klootchmanned on the landing and accepted Noelya's directions with unusual obedience. klopemaniaed adj. Sharpened by drink into quietly acquiring small objects that do not belong to you. klothoed adj. Loosened by drink into treating the body’s limits, including insulin and balance, as negotiable. Euclid became klothoed on the stairs and attempted a turn his legs had not authorised. kludded adj. Emboldened by drink to preach a sermon from the landing, preferably while blocking it.
kludged (/klʌd͡ʒd/) adj. Slowed by drink to constructing an improvised solution before attempting the next step.
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