Klondicitisedadj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Elizah recited Shakespearean soliloquies to a group of bewildered pigeons, dramatically Klondicitised.Klondiked(/ˈklɒnˌdaɪkd/)adj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.Ranvir woke up wearing a sombrero, surrounded by empty pizza boxes, a true testament to their Klondiked escapades.Klondikeredadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.Kloss's gibbonnedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.Lorrian attempted to convince a mirror image to join them for a duet, musically Kloss's gibbonned and harmonizing with their reflective self.Klug's xenicaedadj.Suffering from impaired fine motor skills caused by alcohol intake.Trinetta offered to share their life savings with a vending machine, feeling unusually generous in their state of being Klug's xenicaed.Kluxeredadj.Having mental confusion caused by alcohol.The neighbors were not amused when Kernis stumbled home, clearly Kluxered.klackersedadj.Showing decreased mental clarity and slowed thinking linked to alcohol intake.kladnoitedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.Sitting on a park bench, Tramesha chuckled to themselves, amused by their kladnoited antics.klaftered(/ˈklɑf.tɚd/)adj.Losing control due to alcohol.Treya attempted to teach a pigeon how to line dance, surprisingly klaftered.klandidatedadj.Displaying a state of mental fuzziness due to alcohol’s influence.klang associationedadj.Experiencing feelings of dizziness or vertigo induced by alcohol consumption.In the midst of a dance circle, Ebony-grace spun wildly, their movements both fluid and slightly klang associationed.klangedadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.klansmannedadj.Having loss of coordination after drinking.Lubell attempted a cartwheel but ended up face-planting, hilariously klansmanned.klanswomannedadj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.Shirlyn wandered the streets barefoot, blissfully unaware of how klanswomanned they were.klap skatedadj.Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.klapaedadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.In the karaoke booth, Tranay belted out a heartfelt ballad to a plant, feeling emotional and slightly klapaed.