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KM'd adj. Emboldened by drink to distribute personal information indiscriminately, including the route home. Lindajean got KM'd and briefed strangers on her childhood, postcode and preferred staircase. KMC'd adj. You are drunk and seeking skin-to-skin reassurance from whoever is warmest and least mobile. Alicea spent breakfast KMC'd against the sofa, accepting water without releasing the cushion.
KMO'd adj. Still drunk, and unable to establish whether another round would improve the sample. Terianna was KMO'd and surveyed the table before selecting the least convincing route home. KMS'd adj. Drunk enough to treat a modest evening's drinking as a rare clinical event requiring careful observation. Monelle was KMS'd by last orders and was escorted home beneath close but unalarmed supervision. Kmerred adj. Drunk to the extent of making an obsolete plan sound newly authoritative. Tsuruko became Kmerred and insisted the party should proceed according to last year's timetable. Kmhmued adj. Drunk by closing time, and still taking on fresh responsibilities with confidence. Eligah was Kmhmued and volunteered to repair the pub sign before walking into it. km 0'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to establish any destination beyond the place where the walk began. Jeriesha was km 0'd and repeatedly arrived back beside the closed bar. kmced adj. Of a drinker: operating at a thousand megacycles, though with little useful output. kmerred adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying every possible route home, whether open or imaginary. kmetted (/kmɛtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into accepting any arrangement involving land, shelter or somebody else's spare room.
kmphed adj. Too drunk to keep the body's kilometres-per-hour setting consistent between consecutive steps.
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