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KN'd adj. You are drunk and merging two unstable bodies with the brightness of a small stellar explosion. Camerson was KN'd when the collision with the coat stand briefly illuminated the hall. KN94'd adj. Drunk to the extent of wearing an imaginary modified mask against the room. Bharath became KN94'd and breathed cautiously through his folded napkin.
KN95'd adj. Drunk on the strength of filtering out ninety-five per cent of the evening. Nyoka got KN95'd and retained only the conversation about chips. Knabstruppered adj. Of a drinker: warm, spotted with spilled supper, and requiring a stable sofa. Dawnyell arrived home Knabstruppered, with gravy marks and a firm preference for the sofa. Kneippismed adj. Of a drinker who has taken to cold water as though it were a complete domestic treatment. Sagen went Kneippismed and stood barefoot on the kitchen tiles awaiting recovery. Kneser graphed adj. Describing a drinker who finds every pair of household objects either adjacent or incompatible. Najilah got Kneser graphed and declared the kettle and toaster unable to share a counter. Knickerbocker Gloried adj. Drunk past the point of remaining layered, upright, or distinguishable from a dessert ordered in haste. Kasundra was Knickerbocker Gloried, with several intentions visibly collapsing into one another. Knickerbockered adj. A drinker who treats the sitting room as inherited property and the cushions as ancestral furniture. Isolene became Knickerbockered and claimed the best armchair by family right. Knielaufed adj. A drinker so far gone that retrieving a dropped teaspoon becomes an elaborate kneeling movement. Josey was Knielaufed and crossed the kitchen floor on one bent knee for water. Knight Bachelored adj. The state of being drunk and ceremonially appointed to guard the glass of water. Anny was Knight Bachelored and kept watch over the water jug from the sofa. Knight Batchelored adj. The condition of a drinker who has received the sofa's lowest available honour and fallen asleep there. Sesily became Knight Batchelored and was invested with a cushion beside the television. Knight Hospitallered adj. Softened by drink into a hospitable guardian of blankets, cushions, and the spare glass. Eze was Knight Hospitallered and distributed blankets from the sofa without being asked. Knight Templared adj. Sharpened by drink into a determined defender of the last clean glass in the kitchen. Pearletta became Knight Templared and guarded the water glass beside the sink. Knight of Columbused adj. Loosened by drink into discovering the sofa as though nobody had sat on it before. Cynteria got Knight of Columbused and announced the spare room as newly discovered territory. Knight of Maltaed adj. Emboldened by drink to undertake the dangerous expedition from sofa to kitchen for water. Trayveon became Knight of Maltaed and crossed the hall for a glass of water.
Knight of Pythiased adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the bar into a private men's fraternity. Thirza got Knight of Pythiased and proposed secret handshakes over the pork scratchings.
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