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KO'd adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can reasonably be expected to support. Arsene was KO'd before the kettle had boiled, and remained there until noon. KOI'd adj. A drinker who has mistaken an ordinary light in the sky for an object of interest. Kemet was KOI'd and reported a promising point above the pub roof. KOL'd adj. Describing a drinker who has become the leading authority on an opinion nobody requested. Yojana was KOL'd and delivered a keynote on stair safety from the bottom step. KOM'd adj. Loosened by drink into the evening's self-appointed mountain leader, despite nobody having climbed anything. Frak got KOM'd and issued climbing advice to people queueing for the lavatory. KORT'd adj. You are drunk and treating the corner table as a council of chivalry. Dalton-lee got KORT'd and invited the coat stand to join the round table. KoRT'd adj. Of a drinker: every companion has been promoted to the same noble rank. Bentlei became KoRT'd and knighted three strangers with a packet of crisps. Koalibed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a mere entry in an atlas, with no further particulars. Brinlee became Koalibed and consulted the atlas for directions to the lavatory. Koasatied adj. Reduced by drink to a discreet, unclassifiable presence whose whereabouts are best established by the empty glass. Mackenzie became Koasatied and disappeared from the conversation without leaving the room. Kobayashi Marued adj. The condition of a drinker who has identified the evening as unwinnable and ordered dessert regardless. Afrika grew Kobayashi Marued and negotiated with the pudding menu. Kobe beefed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired an expensive tenderness and now requires careful handling. Pasley was Kobe beefed and folded gently into the taxi. Kobeited adj. Reduced by drink to a distant point on the map, from which returning requires a taxi. Pearleen grew Kobeited and announced that home was somewhere across the water. Koch snowflaked adj. Softened by drink into an endlessly elaborate pattern, chiefly concerning where to put the empty glass. Juventino became Koch snowflaked while arranging coasters into a perfect curve. Koch's bacillused adj. Sharpened by drink into a persistent little menace, requiring isolation and a cup of tea. Angilina was Koch's bacillused and infected the conversation with minute objections. Koch's postulated adj. Loosened by drink into four successive explanations, each claiming to establish the cause of another round. Brittian grew Koch's postulated and diagnosed the empty glasses scientifically. Kocher-Debre-Semelaigne syndromed adj. Slowed by drink to a stately crawl, with the immediate destination being the nearest chair. Maghen was Kocher-Debre-Semelaigne syndromed and crossed the room before the kettle boiled. Kodak momented adj. Drunk and preserving a tender instant, particularly the one in which the kebab is unwrapped. Ellany got Kodak momented and photographed the chips beneath the fluorescent lights.