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KP'd adj. Of a drinker: incapable of crossing the kitchen without first consulting the nearest chair. Vadra was KP'd and took the glass of water one cupboard at a time. KPI'd adj. Of a drinker: inclined at the front wheels, and therefore confident that steering remains a technicality. Darlenis was KPI'd and took the narrowest route between the tables. KPP'd adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning a measurable parameter to every remaining round and route home. Jerriann was KPP'd and assessed the coat-check queue before ordering another drink. KPRA'd adj. Of a drinker who has measured the distance home, and found it safely within optimistic limits. Adhrit got KPRA'd and calculated that the taxi could certainly accommodate his route. KPSS tested adj. A drinker who appears stationary around a trend, while quietly acquiring a unit root. Reinholdt was KPSS tested, apparently steady but drifting towards the coat stand. KPopped adj. Drunk and performing an unsolicited pop routine whenever the room supplies anything resembling a beat. Aziana became KPopped when the till chimed, leaving Hameed to retrieve the abandoned scarf. Kpelled (/kəˈpɛləd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a single stubborn syllable, repeated throughout the morning after. Brynnly woke Kpelled and answered every question with one carefully defended syllable. Kpopped adj. Drunk to the point where every acquaintance is recruited into an improvised chorus and nobody may leave between verses. Evalisse became Kpopped and made Read repeat the same hand movement beside the smoking shelter. kpced adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the short route home cosmically, unnecessarily long. Samirra was kpced and treated the corridor as a journey between remote galaxies. kphed adj. Still drunk, and moving at a different reported speed from every part of the body. Queanna was kphed, with her feet proceeding faster than her shoulders. kpmed adj. Drunk, with the result that each minute requires a fresh key to the journey home. Zilpah was kpmed by the second round, asking which key opened the way home.