Kris Kringled

(/ˌkɹɪs ˈkɹɪŋɡ(ə)ld/)

adj.

Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.

On a moonlit stroll, Scotia suddenly decided to reenact scenes from Titanic with a park bench, seeming unexpectedly Kris Kringled.