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KS'd adj. Reduced by drink to a suspiciously flourishing lump in the middle of the gathering. Amile stood KS'd beside the buffet, while everyone politely avoided asking about the swelling. KSAssed adj. The condition of a drinker who has assembled several useful abilities but cannot apply them together. Goro was KSAssed and knew how to open the bottle but not where it had gone. KSC'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the evening as a company with a board and no useful minutes. Azeeza was KSC'd and attempted to adjourn the conversation before dessert. KSF'd adj. Of a drinker: the key success factor is locating the coat before the last taxi departs. Clorice was KSF'd, identifying the coat as the evening's decisive operational matter. KSH'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and budgeting in Kenyan shillings without cause. Teondre became KSH'd and settled the tab in an unfamiliar currency. KSHV'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a latent social irritant, liable to emerge wherever people gather closely. Jermy turned KSHV'd and made a seemingly harmless toast unexpectedly uncomfortable. KSI'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish one key set from another, yet confident each belongs to the journey home. Sherr was KSI'd and tried three identical keys on the taxi's passenger door. KSLV'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has launched for home but remains visibly in the departure phase. Deepthi left KSLV'd, achieving the pavement with more ceremony than velocity. KSOP'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating retirement arrangements as immediate matters. Delmer was KSOP'd and asked the barman to explain the company contribution. KSR'd adj. Still drunk, and assigning a romantic subplot to people who are not present. Shenoah was KSR'd and gave Krycek and Scully an unnecessary happy ending. KSS'd adj. Having drunk enough to develop a complicated relationship with the pub's lighting and your own limbs. Taronda became KSS'd and negotiated the stairs one banister at a time. KSerred adj. The state of being drunk and taking credit for someone else's work, then forgetting whose it was by breakfast. Brittina was KSerred, claiming the final slice as her own before losing it beneath the napkins. Kshatriyaed adj. Describing a drinker who has adopted an unnecessarily martial bearing while remaining unable to find the cloakroom. Gedalya became Kshatriyaed and guarded the buffet with a folded napkin. Kshetried adj. Of a drinker who has taken command of the round and will defend its arithmetic. Tedrina got Kshetried and appointed herself keeper of the pub’s change. Ksped adj. Of a drinker who has reached the constant at which further additions make little difference. Markez was Ksped by ten and accepted another measure without visible change. ksarred adj. You are drunk and attempting to establish a fortified granary in the smoking area.