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KTAS'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes the speed of the evening a matter of interpretation for everyone else. Boey went KTAS'd and gave the departing guests a detailed account of their actual velocity. KTP'd adj. Drunk past the point of accepting the colour of the evening, and determined to alter it permanently. Gertude got KTP'd and insisted the pub needed a different colour immediately. KTS'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a network of vessels for a route map and set off accordingly. Ariale got KTS'd and attempted to reach the bar through the pub's decorative plumbing. KTV barred adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake any room with a microphone for a karaoke bar. Cecilee became KTV barred and requested snacks from the coat cupboard. KTV girled adj. Having drunk enough to expect the refreshments to arrive with a backing vocal. Johntavis got KTV girled and thanked the waitress for harmonising with him. KTV lounged adj. Too drunk to leave promptly, particularly once the final song has acquired administrative significance. Vashion was KTV lounged and remained behind to supervise the closing of the microphones. KTV parloured adj. You have drunk enough to turn an ordinary room into a karaoke bar. Cenaida got KTV parloured and invited the lampshade to choose a song. KTV'd adj. Too drunk to sing without first establishing a television audience. Kabella was KTV'd and selected a ballad for the benefit of the empty screen. Kted adj. Sharpened by drink into a junior retainer with misplaced duties. Melodye was Kted and stood beside the coat rack awaiting instructions. kted adj. Reduced by drink to a notation so abbreviated that even the bar staff require clarification. Anaeve was kted and answered the landlord with two letters and a prolonged pause. ktenasited adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking with a mineral taste and an unexplained greenish stain. Jeoffrey woke ktenasited, with a coppery taste and something green beneath one fingernail. ktenologied adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the morning after as a study in final outcomes. Oluwadabira arrived ktenologied, quietly listing everything the evening had brought to an end. kteticked adj. Still drunk, and claiming possession of objects whose ownership was never discussed. Jakiel remained kteticked, insisting the hotel spoon had always belonged to him. ktetored adj. Too drunk to distinguish sponsoring a building from having paid for its entire contents. Latrecia was ktetored by dawn, offering to finance repairs to the neighbour’s porch. ktetoried adj. Having drunk enough to regard the nearest substantial building as a personal monument. Jacquarius was ktetoried, inspecting the church as though his name belonged above the door. ktitored adj. Sufficiently drunk to endow every inconvenient structure encountered before breakfast. Anastasio became ktitored and promised restoration money to the bus shelter.