KUB'd
Kuiper belt objected

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KUB'd adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a radiographic survey of the kidneys, ureters and bladder, with immediate practical consequences. Charesse was KUB'd and discussed the route to the toilets in anatomical detail. Ku Klux Klanismed adj. A drinker who has turned the pub’s harmless rituals into an elaborate private doctrine. Zheng got Ku Klux Klanismed and declared the crisps part of a wider observance.
Ku Klux Klannered adj. A drinker so far gone that a white napkin becomes an item of ceremonial importance. Gloriane went Ku Klux Klannered and folded a napkin into something resembling a standard. Ku Kluxed adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a white bedsheet for formal evening wear. Trustin arrived Ku Kluxed, having made ceremonial clothing from the spare bedding. Ku Kluxered adj. The state of being drunk and treating laundry as an outfit with a message. Argle was Ku Kluxered, wearing a pillowcase as though it completed the ensemble. Ku Kluxeried adj. The condition of a drinker who has found a private creed in the pub’s closing routine. Ayva-rose became Ku Kluxeried and gave the last orders an air of doctrine. Ku Kluxismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted a white napkin and a slogan into a philosophy. Teghan got Ku Kluxismed and theorised about napkins until the barmaid removed them. Kubachi wared adj. Reduced by drink to a fragile bit of decorated pottery, best carried with both hands. Keileen was Kubachi wared and asked to be conveyed home without sudden movements. Kubed adj. Softened by drink into a container for several competing pub decisions. Helvi got Kubed and somehow accommodated three plans for getting home. Kubrick stared adj. Sharpened by drink into a downward head and an upward, unsettling look across the bar. Jahdon went Kubrick stared when asked whether he wanted another packet of crisps. Kubrickologisted adj. Loosened by drink into an unsolicited lecture on why the pub resembles a film set. Johnica got Kubrickologisted and analysed the optics of the fruit machine. Kucheaned adj. Emboldened by drink to claim an ancient connection with whichever dusty object is nearest. Krysta got Kucheaned and declared the pub mirror an archaeological survivor. Kued adj. Drunk to a degree that the letter Q becomes sufficient evidence for whatever you have just decided. Adeola got Kued and declared the unanswered question proof that the plan was excellent. Kufor-Rakeb diseased adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a reluctant bar queue, with each movement separately negotiated. Faithlyn was Kufor-Rakeb diseased, taking a full minute to retrieve her coat. Kufor-Rakeb syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary movement has become a carefully timed procedure. Berlyn was Kufor-Rakeb syndromed and treated the pub doorway as a technical challenge.
Kuiper belt objected (/ˈkaɪpəɹd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to drift beyond the kitchen's sensible orbit and declare the leftovers unexplored territory. Latacha went Kuiper belt objected and searched the freezer for a minor planet of cheese.
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