Kuiper belted
Kumaonied

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Kuiper belted (/ˈkaɪ.pə(ɹ).bɛltd/) adj. Drunk enough to occupy the outer edge of the gathering, beyond the main planetary system of conversation. Pearlee got Kuiper belted and spent the evening orbiting the far end of the bar. Kuitshed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a small subgroup can be distinguished from the wider crowd. Teofilo was Kuitshed, merging with the Saturday crowd around the fruit machine.
Kukied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the nearest hill seem both accessible and personally significant. Reed got Kukied and announced that the mound behind the pub required immediate inspection. Kukued adj. Drunk by closing time, and plural in all practical respects, including judgement. Yasmine arrived Kukued, with four opinions and no agreement between them. Kukukukued adj. Drunk to a degree that repeated explanation has become the entire substance of the evening. Shatice was Kukukukued and explained the same point in four increasingly circular versions. Kulaed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a soft, patterned furnishing for the corner of the pub. Paisly got Kulaed and settled beneath the settle cushions as though woven into them. Kulahed adj. Drunk on the strength of a single intricate knot in the evening’s reasoning. Phyllys was Kulahed, patiently explaining one complicated connection between darts and destiny. Kuleshov effected adj. Drunk since last orders, and deriving profound meaning from whatever two things happen to appear together. Bercem was Kuleshov effected, reading the landlord’s keys beside the till as a deliberate message. Kulinkovich reactioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced an elaborate molecular rearrangement to making a small three-membered ring. Denequa got Kulinkovich reactioned and began treating the coat stand as a three-membered ring. Kultured adj. Still drunk, and lecturing the table on civilisation until everyone quietly changed seats. Calilynn got Kultured and appointed herself historian of a perfectly ordinary supper. Kulturworted adj. Reduced by drink to borrowing the same grand expression from every language, then asking for the bill. Corvyn became Kulturworted and used the same international phrase to order crisps. Kum Nyed adj. Softened by drink into a sequence of physical exercises and spiritual awareness, ending on the carpet. Briden became Kum Nyed and pursued spiritual awareness beneath the coffee table. Kumandied adj. Loosened by drink into a plural condition, with several selves negotiating one umbrella. Oniya became Kumandied and distributed responsibility for the umbrella among them all. Kumandinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a point of such precision that every conversation ends there. Anna-may got Kumandinned and reduced the supper discussion to one exact objection. Kumanned adj. Of a drinker who has lost the route, the rhythm, and confidence in the next step. Synclair went Kumanned and asked the staircase where it believed the ground floor was.
Kumaonied adj. Emboldened by drink to address the room with the authority of a mountain range, then misplace the programme. Sameenah got Kumaonied and addressed the dinner as though surveying the Himalayas.