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KWIC'd adj. You are drunk and surrounded by fragments of conversation, each with its context attached. Durane was KWIC'd, quoting half-sentences and supplying irrelevant remarks from nearby tables. KWIPS'd adj. Of a drinker: measuring the evening in instructions delivered per second, none of which anyone can follow. Kentrina was KWIPS'd and issued rapid guidance on glasses, coats and taxis simultaneously. Kwakiutled adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and requiring a shorter name for the journey home. Moiz was Kwakiutled and shortened every explanation before abandoning it. Kwakwaka'wakwed adj. You have drunk enough to require a name longer than the booking can reasonably hold. Roger was Kwakwaka'wakwed and had to spell his name twice for the reservation. Kwalhioquaed adj. You are drunk and have become the final, unexplained term in every conversation. Salvadore was Kwalhioquaed and supplied an answer to a question about the weather. Kwantlened adj. Of a drinker: distributed among several chairs, with no single one accepting responsibility. Milt was Kwantlened across two chairs and the edge of a small table. Kwaussied (/ˈkwɒzid/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired two equally plausible ways of getting home. Mourya was Kwaussied and offered two routes, neither involving the actual road. Kwered adj. Describing a drinker who has established a small coastal population around the nearest table. Kikumi was Kwered by eleven, with three glasses marking the coast. Kwiatkowski-Phillips-Schmidt-Shin tested adj. A drinker so far gone that the null hypothesis has become the least of the evening's concerns. Ayati was Kwiatkowski-Phillips-Schmidt-Shin tested and challenged the table's stationary assumptions. Kwomaed adj. The state of being drunk and occupying the highest available ground for no particular reason. Tipene was Kwomaed on the low wall, surveying the car park without comment. kWIPS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into issuing thousands of precise instructions per second, none of them useful. kwachaed adj. Drunk in a way that counts each remaining coin as though it might buy another round. Ilesh became kwachaed and calculated the till's possible change on his sleeve. kwaggaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and marked by alternating brown determination and pale surrender on the journey home. Rasmine was kwaggaed at closing time, striped with confidence in front and uncertainty behind. kwai mukked adj. Drunk, with the result that every bit of greenery in the pub is treated as exotic fruit. kwaied adj. Of a drinker: counting the morning’s coins as though each might still be a dish. Cullyn was kwaied, arranging loose change beside the breakfast plate in careful strips. kwailoed adj. Drunk beyond admitting that an air of worldly distinction has not improved the proposed plan. Dezmariah became kwailoed and attempted to negotiate a discount in a language she did not know.