kwaitoed
kway teowed

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kwaitoed (/ˈkwaɪtoʊd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every conversation into a chant over an imaginary house beat. Shiheem became kwaitoed and delivered the quiz answers in a steady rhythmic murmur. kwallisoed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the pub's back room as a stern but reasonable camp. Milka went kwallisoed and assigned everyone a bunk beside the coat hooks.
kwangaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a soft, starchy presence in the corner. Arunveer sat kwangaed beside the radiator, accepting gravy as the evening's final achievement. kwangosided adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically inclined towards a persuasive but unnecessary second wind. kwanjulaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a full betrothal ceremony with whoever has bought the last round. Ivyanna went kwanjulaed and proposed solemnly beside the fruit machine. kwanned adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every movement between bar and table as martial training. kwanzaed (/ˈkwɑːnzəd/) adj. Still drunk, and dividing the bill into a hundred imaginary portions before paying none of them. kwashiorkored (/kwɒʃ.iˈɔː.kɔːd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a nourishing supper from a plate of chips with theoretical protein. Nakeisha became kwashiorkored and declared the pickled egg nutritionally complete. kwasoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake illicit spirit for a respectable house pour. Lonesha got kwasoed and praised the mysterious clear measure as a fine local gin. kwassa kwassaed (/ˈkwɑs.ə ˈkwɑs.əd/) adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with keeping the hips and hands under separate management. Dontarious became kwassa kwassaed and danced beside the dartboard with admirable persistence. kwassaed adj. Having drunk enough to pitch gently from side to side like a small fishing boat. kwatied adj. You have drunk enough to regard a bowl of mixed sprouts as a proper answer to supper. kwatumaed adj. You are drunk and moving with the slow, watchful sinuosity of something that lives among rocks. Trintiy went kwatumaed and slid along the bar rather than walking round it. kway chapped adj. Describing a drinker who has assembled offal, noodles and pickles into one unarguable supper. kway japped adj. A drinker who has reduced the evening to flat strips, dark sauce and whatever meat remains.
kway teowed (/ˌkweɪ ˈtjaʊd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every sentence has become a long, flat strip laid across the table.