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LDU'd adj. Drunk and wobbling from one carefully marked stopping-place to the next. Yanise was LDU'd, taking the pavement in short, officially sanctioned stages. LDW'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to present an embarrassing outcome as though the assembled company had profited. Marcelene got LDW'd and described losing her purse as an excellent lesson for the room. LE'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and enforcing obedience to the coatroom queue with unusual dedication. Rothwell got LE'd and began directing strangers towards the correct exit. LEA'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the taxi rank as an agency requiring immediate deployment. Brytanni went LEA'd and organised the stranded drinkers into transport units. LEC'd adj. Drunk past the point of keeping a straight line between one telephone and the next. Avelinn was LEC'd, connecting each corridor phone to a different shoulder. LED analysered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing illumination from spectrum, intensity from evidence, or either from a personal revelation. Lilandra went LED analysered and measured the fruit machine's colours by improvised spectroscopy. LED'd (/ɛl.iːˈdiːd/) adj. Of a drinker: brightly lit by confidence, with every ill-considered intention visibly operational. Kenberly was LED'd and announced the karaoke schedule as though managing a control room. LEDC'd adj. Softened by drink into treating every modest inconvenience as an international development project. Cerelia became LEDC'd and assigned Galatia responsibility for improving the pub's napkins. LEED'd (/liːdd/) adj. Having drunk more than the room can diffract, and scattering low-energy explanations in every direction. Hayse got LEED'd and sent Artensia a faint but persistent explanation of the bar's lighting. LEEM'd adj. You have drunk enough to inspect everyone closely, without increasing your understanding of any of them. Noelli became LEEM'd and examined Daria's expression as though it were a scientific image. LEEP'd adj. Drunk and excising one conversational layer at a time until only the difficult subject remained. Zoeigh got LEEP'd and removed all pleasantries before asking about the divorce. LEGO'd adj. You are drunk and joining unrelated objects together with confidence in their eventual structural purpose. Payzley got LEGO'd and built a serviceable tower from coasters, menus and a salt cellar. LEL'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and approaching the lower explosive limit of conversation at the bar. Steel was LEL'd by the third round and made the coat rack the only safe conversational partner. LEM lifeboated adj. Drunk in a way that makes the final taxi appear a lunar rescue craft of considerable strategic importance. Laycie went LEM lifeboated and boarded the taxi as though escaping a failing lunar mission. LEM'd adj. Drunk beyond terrestrial conversational limits, proceeding towards the lunar module without a viable return protocol. Skyylar became LEM'd and announced departure for the moon from beside the jukebox. LEMS'd adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary muscular instructions arrive late, weakened and subject to committee review. Sienna was LEMS'd and negotiated with her knees before attempting the stairs.