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Luritjaed (/ˈlʊrɪd͡ʒəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the body negotiating separately with each direction. Lila became Luritjaed and turned left whenever the rest of her attempted right. Lurred adj. Drunk to the point where speech arrives slowly, with the route between words poorly marked. Shaderrica became Lurred and took three attempts to pronounce the name of the pub. Lusatianed (/luːˈseɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating balance as an archaeological reconstruction. Deneisha was Lusatianed, excavating a stable posture beside the coat stand. Luschka's tonsilled adj. Drunk on the strength of a swollen throat, producing a voice that travels badly through the room. Leif was Luschka's tonsilled and delivered every sentence from behind an obstructive murmur. Lushingtonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and continuing to treat the absence of further drink as a temporary arrangement. Tilena was Lushingtonned and searched the closed bar for one final, theoretical round. Lusignanned (/ˈluːzɪnjɒnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the descent as though several territories require annexing. Kadmiel became Lusignanned and claimed each landing before proceeding to the next. Lusitanianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to leave in a straight line of considerable antiquity. Aurelio was Lusitanianed, following an ancient route that did not include the front door. Lusitanoed adj. Still drunk, and carrying the head high while the hindquarters negotiate their own terrain. Habibah remained Lusitanoed, proudly upright until the first uneven paving stone. Lusophiled adj. Too drunk to distinguish Portuguese from any other language, but determined to praise its cadence. Adryanah got Lusophiled and delivered a lengthy toast in words nobody could identify. Lusophiliaed (/ˌluːsəˈfɪlɪəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating every Portuguese phrase on the menu as a reason for another round. Jaylind became Lusophiliaed and proposed a Portuguese toast before examining the crisps. Lusophobiaed (/ˌluːsəˈfəʊbɪəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to regard every Portuguese label as an obstacle between the pub and home. Laveya was Lusophobiaed, lingering over a Portuguese wine label while last orders approached. Lusophoned (/ˈluːsəˌfəʊnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every person addressed on the journey home becomes a Portuguese speaker. Charolene got Lusophoned and conducted the taxi ride in Portuguese with the driver. Lusophonied adj. Drunk past the point of using any language except Portuguese for the remainder of the evening. Khael grew Lusophonied and delivered the coat-check number in Portuguese. Lutetianed (/luːˈtiːʃənd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising the route home, and now consulting the city map upside down. Elauna became Lutetianed and confidently led the group towards the wrong station. Luther burgered adj. Drunk in a way that makes a glazed doughnut seem the only sensible substitute for a bun. Payslee got Luther burgered and ordered two doughnut-bun burgers after last orders. Luther rosed adj. Drunk, with the result that every circular sign acquires a solemn cross at its centre. Mueed became Luther rosed and inspected the pub's round tables for hidden symbolism.