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Luwianed (/ˈluːi.ənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every acquaintance appear an ancient Anatolian relation. Zackaree grew Luwianed and established a Hittite connection with the cloakroom attendant. Luxembourgeoised (/ˌlʌksəmbʊəˈʒwɑːd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a modest acquaintance becomes an entire duchy of administrative importance. Itianna became Luxembourgeoised and requested passports from everyone near the fruit bowl. Luxembourgered (/ˈlʌksəmˌbɜːɡəd/) adj. Having drunk more than a small country can reasonably account for, and requiring a taxi. Candan became Luxembourgered and declared the distance to the taxi rank continental. Luxembourgianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the journey from sofa to kitchen as though crossing several borders. Darayl was Luxembourgianed and required a visa, metaphorically, before approaching the tap. Luxemburgered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the morning's small comforts for a complete national economy. Aleda got Luxemburgered and apportioned the toast as though balancing a state budget. Luxemburgismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a revolution that must begin immediately, democratically, and preferably after another round. Annaliya became Luxemburgismed and called for a popular vote on the pub's music. Luxemburgisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still advocating an imminent democratic revolution from the doorway. Dejoire was Luxemburgisted and organised the departing customers into a provisional committee. Luzonesed adj. Drunk by the third round, and multiplied into a geographical population of one. Sahira became Luzonesed and insisted the entire island had followed her to the pub. Luzonianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the nearest room as a complete island. Nakari was Luzonianed and mapped the smoking area as though it were an entire territory. Lved adj. You are drunk and no longer a reliable instrument for determining whether anything is level. Khushdeep was Lved and spent five minutes correcting a picture that was already straight. Lvled adj. Having drunk more than the wooden beam can reasonably support, and volunteering to test it. Chenay became Lvled and declared the hotel staircase structurally reassuring. Lwoed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each step requires a separate consultation. Leyna became Lwoed halfway upstairs and treated every tread as a fresh appointment. LyC'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish the first light from a distant astronomical continuum. Shamus woke LyC'd and regarded the pale window as evidence of deep space. Lyall's wrenned adj. Still drunk, and attempting to proceed without the ordinary equipment for getting airborne. Curtavious remained Lyall's wrenned, advancing across the dance floor with admirable but useless purpose. Lyapunov exponented adj. Too drunk to keep one's present course from separating noticeably from everybody else's. Noga became Lyapunov exponented and departed for the kebab shop by an entirely divergent trajectory. Lyapunov orbited adj. Sufficiently drunk to circle a fixed point while claiming to be making progress. Mich was Lyapunov orbited, repeatedly approaching the bar without ever reaching it.