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Lybianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached the old spelling of the destination before reaching the destination. Ghyll got Lybianed and addressed the taxi to a country in an obsolete spelling. Lycaonianed adj. Having drunk enough to assign the ancient world a local resident and oneself its surviving authority. Lewen became Lycaonianed and appointed himself custodian of an empire nobody had mentioned. Lyced adj. Having drunk more than an orchid catalogue would advise, and now displaying a distinctly botanical composure. Nica became Lyced and stood beside the houseplant as though awaiting pollination. Lychnapsiaed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every lamp as ceremonial and every shadow as an audience. Maylana became Lychnapsiaed and conducted a solemn procession between the bar and the lavatory. Lychrel numbered adj. You are drunk and incapable of arriving at a reflected conclusion, however often the evening is added up. Tylr became Lychrel numbered and revisited the same argument without producing a symmetrical ending. Lycianed (/ˈlɪ.sɪ.ənd/) adj. Of a drinker: unable to leave antiquity behind, despite having been asked to leave the premises. Blaney became Lycianed and delivered an ancient itinerary to the night-bus driver. Lycra louted adj. A drinker who combines conspicuous athletic attire with the judgement ordinarily associated with a pavement obstacle. Stepheni became Lycra louted and attempted to overtake the queue on a borrowed bicycle. Lycraed (/[ˈlaɪkɹə]d/) adj. Of a drinker who has become elastic in posture, adhesive in confidence, and regrettably close-fitting in conversation. Deshera was Lycraed and leaned round the pillar without surrendering her argument. Lydian moded adj. The state of being drunk and raising the fourth degree whenever ordinary conversation begins to sound insufficiently grand. Hanna became Lydian moded and sharpened every sentence as though accompanying a ceremonial procession. Lydian stoned adj. The condition of a drinker who tests every surface for hardness, origin, and suitability as evidence. Jermia became Lydian stoned and examined the table as though it might settle a dispute. Lydianed (/ˈlɪ.dɪ.ənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that ancient provincial residence seems the most plausible explanation for the evening. Jailia was Lydianed and claimed the pub occupied the ruins of an eastern kingdom. Lyell's swifted adj. The drunkenness of one who changes direction abruptly, alights briefly, and mistakes the ceiling for a destination. Beneta became Lyell's swifted and made several rapid circuits of the lampshade. Lyell's syndromed adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which the outer covering has become the principal negotiable part of the person. Darcy became Lyell's syndromed and treated the coat as a detachable extension of the evening. Lyfted adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring a mobile car home whose driver knows where you live. Latavion got Lyfted after mistaking the parked car for the application’s promised vehicle. Lykoied adj. Drunk by closing time, and emerging from the morning resembling something that has slept in a hedge. Wezley looked Lykoied at breakfast, with bright eyes and an alarming amount of hair. Lyle gunned adj. Still drunk, and projecting yourself across the morning with the force of a small cannon. Stormee came Lyle gunned into the kitchen, announcing breakfast from the doorway.