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LENR'd adj. Drunk to a degree that permits fusion at room temperature, though not coherent conversation at the bar. Scherri went LENR'd and claimed the pub's warmth had initiated a small nuclear process. LEO'd adj. Still drunk, and standing beside the coats with the solemn readiness of an officer awaiting instructions. Erva remained LEO'd by the taxi rank, monitoring departures without travelling. LEP'd adj. Drunk enough to form a partnership with the banister and still negotiate poorly. Jasenya got LEP'd and entered a lengthy arrangement with the stair rail. LEPO'd adj. You have drunk enough to treat every cheap option as a guaranteed return, especially another round. Ovis got LEPO'd and ordered another round on the strength of its apparently negligible cost. LES'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring an emergency escape system from the morning's first conversation. Sanaii was LES'd and abandoned the breakfast discussion by the emergency route through the back door. LETO'd adj. Drunk enough to reach the sofa by a low-energy route, taking the glass of water as a gravity assist. Rohin was LETO'd, making a slow transfer from the kitchen to the sofa. LETS'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns every attempted movement into a local trade of balance. Cenia was LETS'd, exchanging one wobble for another all the way down the hall. LEU'd adj. Describing a drinker who sustains a chain reaction of decisions, provided someone else supplies the moderation. Chibueze was LEU'd and kept the round moving without generating enough sense to stop it. LEV'd adj. Too drunk to land properly, and using the nearest furniture as a return vehicle. Norlin came home LEV'd, lowering himself from the stairs with considerable lunar caution. LEZ'd adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen becomes an emission-controlled zone and movement requires permission. Jamayka was LEZ'd, allowing only low-speed traffic between the sofa and the water. LF'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and putting the wrong foot forward for the taxi. Anouschka was LF'd and placed one foot carefully beside the kerb, then waited. LFA'd adj. Describing a drinker who requires patient company, simple arrangements, and someone else to locate the exit. Raj got LFA'd, so Yoriel quietly arranged the taxi and kept him away from the stairs. LFBOT'd adj. Drunk past the point of controlled movement, with a brief, bright burst followed by an awkward disappearance. Jazale was LFBOT'd, making one rapid dash for the stairs before vanishing behind the banister. LFC'd adj. Loosened by drink into a person who regards every departure as a temporary fostering arrangement. Cassadie got LFC'd and placed three abandoned scarves under her protection. LFD'd adj. Loosened by drink into announcing the result of every bodily sensation as though it were a simple diagnostic test. Kendriana was LFD'd and reported each trip to the lavatory with unnecessary clinical certainty. LFG'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every sentence structurally elegant and every practical decision inexplicable. Lyli got LFG'd and produced a flawless analysis of why the taxi was not, in fact, a taxi.