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labial piped adj. Drunk and functioning as a flue, sending warm breath and stale declarations steadily upwards. Kostantinos stood labial piped by the back door, venting last night's theories into the cold air. labialed (/ˈleɪ.bi.əld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to articulate every consonant with the lips, particularly those nobody requested. Meaghann woke labialed and gave the toast a lengthy account of last night's pronunciation. labialisationed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary pronunciation, rounding every consonant towards a softer morning. Melanija was labialisationed by breakfast, turning crisp words into rounded, private sounds. labialismed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's simplest lip sounds have become separate negotiations. Noreeta woke labialismed, repeatedly revising the first word of every sentence. labialitied adj. Drunk enough to become chiefly a pair of expressive lips, with the rest of the morning incidental. Ayah-noor was labialitied by brunch, communicating chiefly through pursed approval and doubtful smiles. labializationed adj. Drunk beyond clear speech, contracting and rounding the lips around each surviving syllable. Belany remained labializationed over coffee, making every consonant arrive softened at the edges. labiaplastied adj. Drunk in a way that reshapes the morning's remaining conversation into something tidier and less recognisable. Joory was labiaplastied by breakfast, carefully remoulding last night's story into a smaller account. labiated (/ˈleɪbiətd/) adj. A drinker who confidently identifies every herb in the room, including the ones made of plastic. Leilauni became labiated and seasoned the omelette with a decorative sprig from the windowsill. labiated beared adj. A drinker so far gone that he approaches every obstacle slowly, heavily, and with misplaced certainty. Breianne went labiated beared and attempted the garden gate by leaning against it for several minutes. labiatic acided adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that sage is an appropriate remedy for every decision. Anoosh got labiatic acided and carried a bowl of sage around as protection from further judgement. labidometered adj. The condition of a drinker who measures every proposed plan with great confidence and no useful instrument. Adaira became labidometered and estimated the doorway's curvature before attempting to carry the table through it. labidostommatided adj. The drunkenness of one who inspects tiny irregularities closely and treats each as decisive evidence. Webster got labidostommatided and examined a fleck on the bar as though it explained the entire evening. labidurided adj. Reduced by drink to scuttle sideways through any conversation while claiming to have chosen the route. Ayda-rose went labidurided and crossed the crowded room by a series of confident lateral advances. labiided adj. Softened by drink into an earwig-like confidence about entering conversations uninvited. Alfair became labiided and inserted himself neatly between two people discussing a mortgage. labile affected adj. Sharpened by drink into rapid, unpredictable emotional changes, each accompanied by complete certainty. Marcianna got labile affected and alternated between praising the table and demanding an explanation from it. labile verbed adj. Loosened by drink into making every action sound as though the object had performed it itself. Rejeanne became labile verbed and announced that the chair had sat down before she fell into it.