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labilisationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where making a firm decision renders every alternative unstable. Kariane became labilisationed and spent half an hour making the choice between two identical puddings. labilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to change position, opinion, and destination without acknowledging any change. Aishvi got labilitied and moved the meeting three times while maintaining that the location had always been settled. labilizationed adj. Drunk and making stable arrangements unstable merely by announcing them with confidence. Marybelle got labilizationed and converted a confirmed taxi booking into a discussion of possible bicycles. labimetered adj. Drunk to the point where the width of every doorway becomes a matter for confident personal measurement. Terryonna went labimetered and tested the pub entrance with both elbows before declaring it negotiable. labio-velared adj. Drunk on the strength of a sound made with both lips and the soft palate, and using it as authority. Timmi became labio-velared and settled the argument by producing a resonant sound nobody could translate. labioclinationed adj. Drunk enough to lean every explanation towards the person nearest the crisps. Darae became labioclinationed and delivered the toast at an angle towards the snack table. labiodentaled (/ˌleɪ.bi.əʊˈdɛn.təld/) adj. Drunk past the point of producing ordinary consonants, yet certain the lower lip is improving matters. Danyetta became labiodentaled and ordered another round using a lower lip and impressive conviction. labiodentalizationed adj. Drunk beyond changing ordinary speech into something requiring a lower lip, upper teeth, and patient interpretation. Emelita got labiodentalizationed and transformed the pub quiz answer into a prolonged consonantal negotiation. labiographed adj. Drunk in a way that records every lip movement while missing the meaning of the conversation. Izariah became labiographed and watched the landlord's mouth closely before agreeing to repaint the staircase. labiomancied adj. Drunk, with the result that lip-reading seems preferable to listening and considerably more reliable. Telford got labiomancied and interpreted the bartender's pursed lips as permission for another round. labioplacemented adj. Drunk to a degree that every tooth feels strategically positioned for delivering an opinion. Sujood became labioplacemented and advised the dentist on the correct alignment of the entire waiting room. labioplastied adj. Describing a drinker who confidently reshapes every minor difficulty, without consulting anyone affected by it. Shashawn got labioplastied and rearranged the seating plan before anyone had finished reading the invitations. labioscrotal swellinged adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying one half of an embryonic arrangement with unwarranted administrative confidence. Blaidd went labioscrotal swellinged and assigned half the party to each side of the taxi. labiovelared adj. Drunk since last orders, and articulating every solution with the lips and soft palate engaged. Margarine got labiovelared and proposed a sound-based system for finding the misplaced car keys. labiovelarizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and steadily converting ordinary speech into sounds made at both ends of the mouth. Shakeshia became labiovelarizationed and turned the pub quiz into an experiment in rounded consonants. labioversioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently positioning every plan away from its proper line of approach. Keera went labioversioned and led the party towards the station by a route pointing resolutely elsewhere.