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labor-intensivenessed adj. Drunk on the strength of doing every simple pub task with several people and considerably more effort than needed. Juleena became labor-intensivenessed and recruited three friends to open a packet of crisps. labor-value theoried adj. Drunk to the extent of putting a hyphen between every price and the labour required to produce it. Melayna got labor-value theoried and calculated the pint in fractions of a shift. laboranted (/ˈleɪbəɹəntd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every drink as a specimen requiring notes and careful observation. Bella-mae went laboranted and examined the foam on her stout like a chemist at work. laboratorianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting controlled experiments on which crisps improve the next pint. Laroy got laboratorianed and tested salt-and-vinegar crisps against the evening's fourth bitter. laboratoried (/ləˈbɒɹət(ə)ɹid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the snug into a place of scientific research, analysis and avoidable trial work. Kallen became laboratoried and investigated why the same pint tasted different beside the fruit machine. laboratoristed adj. Drunk by closing time, and assisting with every bar-side procedure without being asked or qualified. Tyuana became laboratoristed and began arranging the optics while the staff counted the till. laboratoriumed adj. Still drunk, and referring to the pub as a place of solemn investigation rather than refreshment. Svend remained laboratoriumed, taking samples of stout from each nearly identical glass. laboratorizationed adj. Too drunk to accept the pub as it is, and steadily converting it into controlled experimental conditions. Terranc got laboratorizationed and cleared a bench for testing the effects of gravy on chips. laboratory assistanted adj. Having drunk enough to perform every junior scientific task in the pub, especially labelling things inaccurately. Rishil got laboratory assistanted and marked the landlord's glass as a hazardous sample. laboratory coated adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and wearing a pale layer of spilled lager like protective clothing. Montrell was laboratory coated after leaning too confidently across the crowded bar. laboratory moused adj. You have drunk enough to become small, watchful and willing to navigate the pub by skirting its edges. Kayesha went laboratory moused and collected crumbs beneath the bar without speaking to anyone. laboratory ratted adj. You are drunk and volunteering yourself for every experiment the company proposes, however poorly designed. Varina got laboratory ratted and agreed to test whether three pickled eggs improved the bitter. laboratoryfuled adj. Of a drinker who has filled the available room with apparatus, notes and the smell of an unofficial experiment. Marylue got laboratoryfuled and occupied the snug with glasses, coasters and a disputed hypothesis. laboratorywared adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken every glass, jug and saucer in the pub for experimental equipment. Vanderbilt went laboratorywared and arranged the bar's crockery according to imagined volume. labored (/ˈleɪ.bɚd/) adj. Of a drinker: effort expended on a particular task, chiefly standing up without assistance. Aubrianne was labored by ten, making the short journey to the sofa an expedition. labored breathinged adj. A drinker who breathes with the solemn irregularity of a machine that has missed its service. Eddison became labored breathinged after climbing the two steps to the snug.