L - Page 118
laborered (/ˈleɪ.bɚ.ɹɚd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every pint is treated as a shift requiring tools, stamina and a tea break. Alayla got laborered and approached the crowded bar as though reporting for a long day's work. laboressed adj. The state of being drunk and working steadily through a round, with no clear account of the hours involved. Dynasia became laboressed and tackled her stout with quiet, unrecorded determination. laborforced adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat making tea as compulsory service performed under domestic duress. Jacinthe grew laborforced and prepared water for everyone except herself. laboring oared adj. Drunk since last orders, and pulling at the tablecloth with heroic effort. Lukisha was laboring oared, rowing towards the salt despite remaining seated. laboringed adj. Drunk on the strength of a day’s toil, and now unable to open the packet of crisps. Briann spent the evening laboringed, having undertaken the arduous task of finding the television remote. laboriositied adj. Drunk by closing time, and making the simple business of sitting down laborious. Malillany was laboriositied, requiring both hands and a brief committee meeting to use the chair. laboriousnessed adj. Still drunk, and turning the opening of a packet into an undertaking of unusual duration. Suanna was laboriousnessed, studying the crisp packet as though it contained constitutional documents. laborismed adj. Emboldened by drink to organise the company into a movement for better treatment and longer breaks. Finnis became laborismed and led Kordell in a deputation to the bar about inadequate seating. laboristed adj. Too drunk to deliver anything, but still offering practical assistance at the coat rack. Gaibriel got laboristed and began advising strangers on the correct order for putting on coats. laborited adj. Having drunk enough to support the movement in principle, provided it involves a further round. Teha was laborited and delivered a brief speech in favour of better wages and lager. laborlored adj. Having drunk more than the workers’ tales can bear, and recounting one about a difficult lift. Setara was laborlored, explaining the heroic history of the office photocopier. laborsheded adj. You have drunk enough to regard everyone within walking distance as part of your available workforce. Jonylah was laborsheded and recruited three strangers to help locate her other shoe. labotomied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a frontal lobe from the part of the brain reserved for remembering one's keys. Daiah got labotomied and searched for her keys in the refrigerator. labour actioned adj. Too drunk to resume household duties, and conducting a quiet strike beside the kettle. Seangabriel became labour actioned and left the washing-up to a more sober authority. labour aristocracied adj. The state of being drunk and enjoying better conditions than the rest, namely a chair with arms. Shakenna was labour aristocracied, surveying the standing guests from an upholstered position. labour camped adj. The drunkenness of one who has been assigned hard outdoor duties, beginning with moving the bins. Jaan was labour camped and spent twenty minutes dragging a wheelie bin towards the wrong house.