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LFL'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating at the lowest flammable limit compatible with finding one's coat. Larayna was LFL'd by closing time, standing quietly among the coats while Freddie-dean searched for the taxi. LFMP'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has combined several metals and arrived at the philosophical conclusion that iron is a condiment. Komora became LFMP'd and seasoned the discussion with iron, manganese, and unnecessary confidence. LFMR'd adj. You are drunk and mining the evening for recoverable dignity, reclaiming scraps from beneath the rubble. Daritza was LFMR'd, excavating her handbag for a phone that was plainly in her hand. LFN'd adj. Drunk beyond fitting comfortably within ordinary limits, including those provided for file names. Shaparis was LFN'd and needed the full length of the bench to explain the receipt. LFO'd adj. Of a drinker who has begun oscillating slowly between the same two stories, involving everyone nearby. Ulysse went LFO'd and alternated between two accounts of the evening for Reginae's benefit. LFP'd adj. Reduced by drink to three letters, two metals, and an urgent preference for phosphorus-shaped chips. Tamaika was LFP'd and attempted to arrange the chips according to chemical symbols. LFR'd adj. Of a drinker who has been facially recognised by everyone in the taxi queue, including those not acquainted. Rijad got LFR'd and was identified by the night porter before giving his name. LFS'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the legs can access only the nearest available route. Jorgie was LFS'd, opening the cupboard whenever the stairs were requested. LFSR'd adj. The state of being drunk and shifting each morning recollection along, while feeding yesterday’s error back into the sequence. Xylie was LFSR'd, moving each account of the party one place further from the truth. LFT'd adj. Softened by drink into accepting a reassuring result from every test, including those not administered. Kylik got LFT'd and declared his liver exemplary after failing to find the bathroom. LFTB'd adj. Drunk past the point of being recognisable as dinner, yet still processed into something offered from the kitchen. Ishmel became LFTB'd and regarded the reheated supper as a respectable food additive. LFTR'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every proposed solution involves a reactor, thorium, and no immediate supervision. Airalynn got LFTR'd and offered the pub a thorium-based plan for heating the cellar. LG'd adj. Drunk to the extent of assuming supervisory authority over the entire province of the evening. Jamaiya became LG'd and issued guidance on the orderly conduct of every table. LGA'd adj. The state of being drunk and arranged in a precise grid, except for one corner near the loos. Saqqara was LGA'd, aligned with the tables but not with the evening's intentions. LGAT'd adj. Describing a drinker who claims the fourth round has transformed the personal life of everyone present. Jennise got LGAT'd and promised the entire bar a desirable transformation before last orders. LGB'd adj. You have drunk enough to guide every morning decision towards one large, regrettable impact. Justis was LGB'd by nine, steering directly towards the bacon despite having no appetite.