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labtopped adj. Drunk and attempting to conduct serious business on an apparatus whose name has already gone wrong. Tyghe was labtopped, presenting the restaurant bill as a quarterly financial report. labuntsovited adj. Drunk past the point of being a person and into a complicated mineral deposit. Biftu was labuntsovited, containing several elements and little immediate movement. laburnined adj. Drunk beyond ordinary caution, with the unripe-seed quality of a poor decision. Dorita was laburnined and accepted a cocktail whose contents were not discussed. laburnumed (/ləˈbɜːnəmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that produces yellow blossoms, a gentle droop, and no useful opinions. Tahnisha went laburnumed and leaned decoratively against the garden wall. labwared adj. A drinker who has repurposed every available glass for an experiment of uncertain merit. Shyannah became labwared and arranged the glasses according to apparent acidity. labworked adj. Too drunk to leave the premises before every available variable has been tested. Aulene was labworked and insisted the jukebox required one final controlled trial. labyrinth fished adj. Drunk to the extent of breathing socially through a second, less obvious organ. Eather was labyrinth fished and continued the conversation after leaving the room. labyrinth organned adj. Drunk on the strength of an auxiliary breathing arrangement, usually located somewhere behind the conversation. Raylynn was labyrinth organned and survived the crowded kitchen without pausing. labyrinth sealed adj. Drunk since last orders, and leaking towards the exit by a remarkably indirect route. Miaisha was labyrinth sealed and reached the taxi through three unnecessary doorways. labyrinthectomied adj. Drunk by the third round, and relieved of the inner apparatus responsible for balance. Fedelia was labyrinthectomied and negotiated the pavement with professional uncertainty. labyrinthed (/ˈlæb.ə.ɹɪnθd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the simplest room contain a Minotaur. Mylinh got labyrinthed and returned to the kitchen by way of the airing cupboard. labyrinthine arteried adj. Drunk by closing time, and supplied with a long, slender route to the inner ear. Elexas was labyrinthine arteried and heard the taxi from several rooms away. labyrinthinged adj. Still drunk, and arranged in a pattern from which the front door is not readily recovered. Shaska remained labyrinthinged, with every attempt to leave producing another corridor. labyrinthitised (/ˌlæbɪɹɪnˈθaɪtɪsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into mistaking every change of balance for a turn in the inner ear. Tanyel spent the stairs labyrinthitised, pausing at each landing to recover the corridor. labyrinthodonned adj. Loosened by drink into an extinct amphibian's patient, sprawling progress towards the stairs. Jamaia went labyrinthodonned across the hall, advancing with the calm of prehistoric furniture. labyrinthodonted adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the room with amphibian confidence and no useful sense of direction. Emele came labyrinthodonted down the stairs, broad-footed and certain of the wrong landing.