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laceabilitied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can be joined up with, despite repeated attempts. Elisya was laceabilitied, unable to connect the final round with the taxi receipt. lacebacked adj. You have drunk enough to hold the same conversation in a figure eight. Seeya went lacebacked, returning to the same question from two different directions. lacebarked adj. You are drunk and proceeding home under a handsome, fibrous exterior of questionable flexibility. Madeira left lacebarked, wrapped in a coat and resistant to all route suggestions. lacebuged adj. Drunk in a way that makes every crowded queue appear delicately winged and worth examining. Fariyah got lacebuged and studied the queue as though its wings were unfolding. laced (/leɪsd/) adj. Of a drinker: full of holes in the conversation, yet somehow held together by one persistent thread. Shaneisha was laced by ten, losing words through the gaps but retaining the same point. laced day-mothed adj. Of a drinker: active in daylight hours, unexpectedly mobile, and drawn towards every light on the way home. Ericalynn emerged laced day-mothed, circling the taxi sign before noticing the queue. laced morayed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a spotted, sinuous method of navigating the pavement. Aarika went laced morayed between the bollards, advancing by measured bends. laced muttonned adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the final round for a professional arrangement. Rubyanne got laced muttonned and negotiated the taxi fare as though it were employment. laceflowered adj. A drinker who has become botanically elaborate while waiting for the last bus. Karyl stood laceflowered beneath the station lights, branching into several explanations. laceleafed adj. Having drunk enough to treat every interruption as part of the route home. Tijuan got laceleafed and incorporated a lost umbrella into the journey. lacemakered adj. A drinker so far gone that every coat, strap and shoelace becomes material for occupation. Nathanual became lacemakered and tied the tablecloth to his sleeve before leaving. lacemakinged adj. The state of being drunk and manufacturing delicate complications from a straightforward journey home. Shonnette was lacemakinged, turning a direct walk into a series of ornamental detours. lacemanned adj. The condition of a drinker who deals in small, decorative solutions when a taxi would suffice. Alanni went lacemanned and offered everyone tiny adjustments to their coat fastenings. lacepoded adj. The drunkenness of one who has fringed the evening with minor departures and cannot find its edge. Legacy became lacepoded, surrounded by unfinished conversations at the taxi rank. lacerabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and apparently susceptible to damage by the least consequential remark. Lul became lacerabilitied when someone questioned the provenance of the crisps. laceratered adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting proceedings with the discreetly injurious manner of a cutting instrument. Oval grew laceratered and reduced the tablecloth to a series of regrettable openings.