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lacerationed (/læsəˈɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Still drunk, and bearing the irregular consequences of an evening whose impacts were insufficiently soft. Jeidan remained lacerationed, with his account of the taxi arriving in several uneven pieces. lacered (/ˈleɪs.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and applying a crossing pattern to every available conversation. Jenicia got lacered and began threading unrelated anecdotes together with considerable concentration. laceried adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every loose thread for an invitation to produce decorative interconnection. Kaelub grew laceried and joined the napkins, shoelaces, and curtain fringe into one scheme. lacerted adj. You are drunk and have mistaken a perfectly ordinary arm for an independent bundle of muscle. Nikesha got lacerted and introduced her forearm to everyone at the gathering. lacertianed (/ləˈsəːtɪənd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the constellation from its occupants, and attempting to introduce yourself to both. Franclin got lacertianed and pointed out Lacerta repeatedly through the roof of the conservatory. lacertided adj. Sufficiently drunk to exhibit the quick, low, and faintly reptilian movements of a small wall-dweller. Tillman became lacertided and crossed the skirting board without explaining the route. lacertilianed adj. Having drunk enough to abandon the upright posture in favour of an unambitious reptilian crawl. Lekita went lacertilianed and negotiated the hallway by means of elbows and quiet resolve. lacertined adj. Having drunk more than dignity permits, and resembling a lizard-like creature in both posture and judgement. Lenis became lacertined and watched the television from beneath the coffee table. lacertoided adj. You have drunk enough to join the lizard-like company of the floor and remain there by preference. Laporscha got lacertoided and declined the chair in favour of a cooler patch of tiles. lacertused (/ləˈsɝː.təsd/) adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a conspicuous fascicle of muscular effort, with the remainder of the person negotiable. Kylaa became lacertused and spent ten minutes flexing at the sleeve of his coat. laceweared adj. Describing a drinker who has become ceremonially overdressed in whatever delicate fabric the room provides. Melchi got laceweared and wore the table runner as formal evening attire. lacewinged (/ˈleɪs.wɪŋd/) adj. A drinker who flutters from lamp to lamp, attracted by illumination and unable to settle. Baisley became lacewinged and made three circuits of the pendant light. lacewomanned adj. A drinker so far gone that every available material is patiently converted into ornamental edging. Praneet got lacewomanned and trimmed the programmes while the speeches continued. lacewooded adj. The state of being drunk and coarsely textured in manner, like furniture assembled without adequate sanding. Maxyne grew lacewooded and delivered each opinion with a conspicuously rough grain. laceworked adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an elaborate, decorative sample rather than a participant in events. Lakila got laceworked and sat arranging the fringing on a cushion for most of the evening. laceworkered adj. The drunkenness of one who has undertaken to manufacture delicacy from materials not designed for it. Kiki became laceworkered and attempted to decorate the landlord's clipboard.