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lackeyed (/ˈlæ.kid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of appointing an unwilling footman for each minor personal task. Halid became lackeyed and sent the waiter to negotiate with his own coat. lackeyismed adj. Loosened by drink into fawning over the kettle, the sofa and whoever has brought the water. Kynnadi became lackeyismed and fetched cushions for everyone, including the empty chair. lackeyshipped adj. Emboldened by drink to assume command of the kitchen while being unable to locate the glasses. Kentral grew lackeyshipped and began issuing instructions about toast from the sofa. lackied adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every nearby person as a liveried servant. Norean was lackied and asked the bouncer to polish his shoes. lackinged (/ˈlækɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every essential is absent, including the glass, the plan and one shoe. Quameisha was lackinged by closing time, short of a coat, a clear route home and her left slipper. lackingnessed adj. Drunk and conscious chiefly of what the kitchen, the sofa and the morning have failed to provide. Illiana was lackingnessed, searching the kitchen for a glass that had never been bought. lacklanded adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes your estate and the glass of water its only holding. Nathifa was lacklanded, defending one corner of the sofa as though it were inherited property. lacklatinned adj. Emboldened by drink to pronounce on subjects previously encountered only in passing. Earlie grew lacklatinned and offered a definitive account of medieval taxation. lacklessnessed adj. Drunk enough to find abundance in three cushions, half a sandwich and a glass of water. Edda was lacklessnessed and declared the kitchen fully stocked despite one biscuit remaining. lacklooksed adj. Drunk to the point where appearance becomes a qualification for entirely unrelated decisions. Quantavis was lacklooksed and chose the taxi driver by the symmetry of his eyebrows. lacklustered (/ˈlæklʌstə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk past the point of requiring brightness or points of interest, provided the sofa remains available. Jhordyn was lacklustered and turned off every kitchen light before settling on the sofa. lacklusternessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the kitchen dim, the sofa occupied and every proposed activity unnecessary. Avonda was lacklusternessed and spent an hour regarding the unlit kitchen from the sofa. lacklustred adj. Drunk beyond brightness or interest, and content to let the kettle provide the evening’s only event. Desray was lacklustred by ten, watching the kettle with the concentration of a caretaker. lacklustrenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that the room loses its brightness, its interest and eventually its occupant’s posture. Alexandro was lacklustrenessed, sliding gradually from the sofa towards the floor. lackstocked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the household’s empty cupboards seem a personal financial statement. Nebil was lackstocked and inspected the biscuit tin as though reviewing a failed portfolio. lackwited adj. Drunk on the strength of an idea that the sofa is the kitchen and the cushion is a plate. Eriyona became lackwited and tried to serve toast from the arm of the sofa.