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lacrossed (/ləˈkɹɒsd/) adj. Having drunk more than the allotted time permits, and treating the room as a field with goals. Zamirra got lacrossed and pursued a rolled napkin across the dining room. lacrossered adj. You are drunk and pursuing an elusive ball with the grave concentration of a professional athlete. Stevens was lacrossered, sprinting after a coaster with admirable but misplaced commitment. lacrosstituted adj. Of a drinker: socially devoted to several athletic strangers, with the evening’s standards quietly retired. Rowenna became lacrosstituted and developed immediate admiration for everyone wearing a sports jacket. lacrymaled adj. Of a drinker who has reserved the morning's tears in a vessel and now cannot remember why. Yakina was lacrymaled, guarding a small glass of tears beside the cold kettle. lacrymatored adj. Reduced by drink to inducing tears with a glance, a sigh, or an account of the taxi home. Emirhan was lacrymatored, and the room wept politely through his description of the taxi. lacrymatoried adj. Sharpened by drink into a vessel that collects every tear shed before breakfast. Nyzier was lacrymatoried, and the bedside cup had acquired an unmistakably historical function. lactacidemiaed adj. Of a drinker who has accumulated lactic acid, fatigue, and a regrettable decision to climb the stairs twice. Arteen was lactacidemiaed after dancing upstairs and required a chair near the crisps. lactacidosised adj. Describing a drinker who has made the blood chemically interesting and the walk home unnecessarily dramatic. Tioni was lactacidosised and explained the blood chemistry while leaning against the kebab shop. lactacystinned adj. A drinker who inhibits every useful process, particularly the one involving finding the way home. Zao became lactacystinned and halted completely beside the pub’s coat stand. lactadherinned adj. The state of being drunk and firmly attached to furniture, as though joining muscle to an elastic support. Addelynne grew lactadherinned and remained connected to the armchair until closing. lactaged adj. The drunkenness of one who has become nutritionally pastoral and is asking where the milk has gone. Lavontae grew lactaged and requested a glass of milk with the seriousness of a constitutional provision. lactagogued adj. Reduced by drink to encouraging milk production in circumstances that call for a taxi instead. Verlaine became lactagogued and attempted to improve the pub’s output with earnest instructions. lactalbuminned adj. Softened by drink into a pale, agreeable constituent of the household’s remaining dairy arrangements. Kanden became lactalbuminned and settled gently beside the milk in the refrigerator. lactaldehyded adj. Loosened by drink into a small reactive aldehyde, and consequently inclined to convert every problem into a chemical one. Ambir became lactaldehyded and reduced the argument to a reaction involving lactic acid. lactamased adj. Slowed by drink to opening one ring at a time, beginning with the ring on the pub pull. Daise became lactamased and spent several minutes considering the shape of the door handle. lactamed adj. Emboldened by drink to close the conversational ring, then heat the same point until it changes shape. Ijanay became lactamed and circled back to the subject with increasing structural confidence.