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lactamic acided adj. Drunk and chemically adjacent to lactic acid, with the evening’s remaining complexity reduced to finding a seat. Zaphira became lactamic acided and discussed amido groups before sitting on the nearest step. lactamided adj. Drunk to the point where one has crystallised into a white solid, remaining metameric with nothing useful. Colvin became lactamided and settled into a crystalline posture beside the empty glasses. lactamizationed adj. You have drunk enough to convert every quiet suggestion into a full-scale proposal, requiring a committee to reverse it. Hailie-jade got lactamizationed and turned choosing a pub into a constitutional matter. lactanted adj. You are drunk and supplying unsolicited comfort to everyone within reach, whether they require it or not. Rose-aimee got lactanted and tried to console the barman about his glassware. lactaptinned adj. Of a drinker: quietly protective of the group, while making everyone endure a lengthy account of its vulnerabilities. Farnaz became lactaptinned and defended the absent colleague for nearly half an hour. lactaraned adj. Of a drinker who has become the basis of several other people's evening, none of whom planned to provide support. Roye got lactaraned and became the reason four friends missed their last train. lactarded adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening’s consequences have become a dietary matter. Jolissa got lactarded and blamed the cream in an otherwise unrelated pudding. lactarened adj. Describing a drinker who has made the room feel printed over with the same opinion. Zimmie got lactarened and left every conversation bearing an identical view of the landlord. lactarianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the menu becomes a moral document, to the irritation of everyone ordering. Shawntelle got lactarianed and questioned the ethics of every sandwich ordered nearby. lactaried (/ˈlæktəɹid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the pub into a dairyhouse, with every companion assigned a practical duty. Gaylor became lactaried and sent Aniyan to source milk for a drink that contained none. lactariided adj. The state of being drunk and schooling the company in the habits of a fish nobody had mentioned. Dashton became lactariided and explained fish classification to three people eating chips. lactarined adj. A drinker who has reproduced the same opinion in another form, obliging everyone to hear it again. Anastasija became lactarined and restated her complaint to each person at the table. lactariumed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the group into a public service for the least prepared member. Jasha got lactariumed and had the whole party distributing water, crisps and emergency phone calls. lactase persistenced adj. Softened by drink into continuing the same childhood grievance well into adulthood and across several tables. Quadree became lactase persistenced and revived a schoolyard dispute with strangers at the bar. lactased adj. Reduced by drink to breaking every conversation into two simpler substances, neither improved by the process. Midori got lactased and split one harmless question into two separate arguments. lactataemiaed adj. Slowed by drink to carrying the same level of social awkwardness steadily through every conversation. Tkiyah became lactataemiaed and brought the original silence intact to each new group.