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LH2'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a dangerously energetic certainty about the next course of action. Kiayra got LH2'd and announced a midnight expedition to settle a minor disagreement. LHA'd adj. Softened by drink into making an amphibious assault on the nearest sofa after last orders. Kendly got LHA'd and disembarked from the taxi directly onto the sitting-room carpet. LHB'd adj. Of a drinker who has become a left-handed batsman for every object encountered before noon. Ranika was LHB'd, striking the toast with her left hand and missing the plate. LHC'd adj. The state of being drunk and harvesting every available scrap of attention for a grand experiment. Shalaundra went LHC'd and gathered the room's attention before proposing a midnight expedition. LHD'd adj. Having drunk more than the morning can drive, and keeping to the left side of every passage. Laurenmarie was LHD'd by nine, steering the trolley into the left-hand aisle. LHE'd adj. You have drunk enough to become lighter than air in theory, while remaining inconveniently present in the doorway. Hiu went LHE'd and insisted the ceiling was approaching because helium had entered the proceedings. LHF'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the kitchen under observation and the glass of water clinically necessary. Frumencio was LHF'd and conducted a solemn inspection of the kitchen from the sofa. LHON'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where the central facts of the evening remain visible, including the exit. Dajana was LHON'd after last orders and searched the cloakroom for the front door. LHP'd adj. Loosened by drink into a reactive confidence that disperses before anyone can examine it. Thornton got LHP'd and promised to repair the jukebox using only a key and optimism. LHR'd adj. The state of being drunk and organised into a regiment for the march towards home. Milda was LHR'd by last orders and assigned everyone a position in the queue. LHRH'd adj. The drunkenness of one who believes a casual suggestion has released a chain of necessary events. Sapan became LHRH'd and treated one mention of karaoke as an irreversible programme. LHS'd adj. You have drunk enough to treat the left-hand side of the bed as a permanent address. Nalisa was LHS'd by breakfast, with one slipper and the duvet occupying the left side. LHT'd adj. You are drunk and conducting all morning traffic along the left, including traffic that is yourself. Jatarius was LHT'd, circulating the kitchen counter in the direction of British traffic. LHX'd adj. A drinker who has become experimental, airborne in intention, and unsuitable for stairs. Joyful was LHX'd by closing time and proposed reaching home by helicopter. LHed adj. Reduced by drink to perpetual motion, without friction, restraint, or a solid reason for going anywhere. Vasilia got LHed and glided between tables, unable to stop at the one containing her coat. LI'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every nearby person as a possible romantic development. Shirley-anne was LI'd, interviewing the whole smoking area for signs of mutual potential.