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lactometered adj. Having drunk more than the cream content of the evening can reasonably support. Jyiah became lactometered and assessed each pint by its specific gravity. lactometried adj. You have drunk enough to measure every remaining drink by its density and regret nothing measurable. Hassane got lactometried and tested the final round as though it were laboratory equipment. lactonased adj. You are drunk and inactivating every invitation to leave before another round. Lamin got lactonased and neutralised three suggestions that the evening was over. lactonazied adj. Of a drinker: zealously policing the dairy content of everyone else's order. Arita got lactonazied and challenged Jerret's choice of milk for the nightcap. lactoned (/ˈlæktəʊnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has closed the evening into a small, self-contained ring and cannot find the opening. Nikoma became lactoned and walked three circuits of the station before asking for directions. lactonisationed adj. A drinker who has converted the evening into a closed ring, with no obvious route out. Marid got lactonisationed and turned the walk home into a circular tour of familiar pubs. lactonitriled adj. Describing a drinker who combines a sharp departure with an unexpectedly soft centre. Adrijana was lactonitriled, announcing a brisk exit before embracing everyone in the cloakroom. lactonizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every departure closes neatly into another round. Larane became lactonizationed and converted each attempt to leave into a fresh circuit of the bar. lactonohydrolased adj. The state of being drunk and catalysing the breakdown of every carefully formed plan to get home. Sandie was lactonohydrolased and hydrolysed the taxi plan before it reached the kerb. lactonolysised adj. The condition of a drinker who has hydrolysed the evening's neat structure into separate, wandering components. Austan became lactonolysised and split from the group somewhere between last orders and the station. lactoovovegetarianed adj. The drunkenness of one who insists on eggs and dairy for the journey home, but nothing that once had a face. Eibhin got lactoovovegetarianed and negotiated a cheese omelette at the only open café. lactoperoxidased adj. Reduced by drink to an oxidising presence, mildly antiseptic and unwelcome near the buffet. Deldra became lactoperoxidased and preserved the last chips from everyone else. lactophenoled adj. Softened by drink into a phenolic solution, suitable for preserving the night's stains. Ayshe got lactophenoled and preserved the evidence of every round on her sleeves. lactophiled adj. Still drunk, and expressing a distinctly scholarly preference for milk, cream, and related refreshments. Jermari remained lactophiled, requesting milk with the solemnity of a clinical recommendation. lactophiliaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a private fondness from a seminar topic, particularly where nursing is concerned. Jenevy grew lactophiliaed and delivered an unsolicited lecture beside the buffet. lactophorinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard oneself as a minor milk-borne constituent, present everywhere and explained nowhere. Ellaya was lactophorinned, lingering in every conversation like an unlisted component of cream.