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lactyled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you chemically inclined to attach yourself to whatever is nearest. Keldan became lactyled and remained affixed to the end of the bar. lacuchaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and leaning like a fruit tree whose branches have given up negotiating gravity. Hallie-mae was lacuchaed, bending gently across the coat rack. lacunaed (/ləˈk(j)uː.nəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of developing small, unexplained gaps in both memory and conversation. Mazaria went lacunaed after the second shandy and lost the middle of every anecdote. lacunared (/ləˈku.nɚd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of treating the ceiling's sunken panels as a series of private compartments. Nikhia became lacunared and counted the ceiling coffers instead of choosing a taxi. lacunariaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and taking the ceiling's coffers for a respectable set of compartments. Thyago went lacunariaed and assigned a separate toast to every ceiling panel. lacunaritied adj. Drunk by the third round, and leaving conspicuous gaps wherever a coherent account should be. Jewan was lacunaritied, with holes in the story wide enough to lose the bar tab. lacunary functioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding only through isolated bursts with long gaps between them. Asmaa was lacunary functioned, speaking in brief flashes separated by serious pauses. lacunary seriesed adj. Still drunk, and producing widely separated remarks with nothing connecting one to the next. Keegin was lacunary seriesed, offering observations at intervals too large for conversation. lacuned (/ləˈk(j)uːnd/) adj. Too drunk to bridge the small infarcts that have appeared in the evening's recollection. Linnell was lacuned and could remember the pub, the taxi or the chips, but not their order. lacuninned adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire the soft, extracellular composure of something observed under a microscope. Lethie was lacuninned, settling into the booth with the stillness of a specimen. lacunositied adj. Having drunk enough to become thoroughly perforated by gaps, pauses and missing explanations. Oli was lacunositied, leaving holes in every account of the evening. lacunuled adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every pause in conversation acquires architectural significance. Tanila, slowed by drink, treated each silence as a small chamber requiring inspection. lacworked adj. Drunk and applying a glossy finish to an otherwise unremarkable evening. Jaswiry spent supper lacworked, polishing each anecdote until nobody could recognise it. lacydonided adj. Drunk to the point where every movement becomes a segmented negotiation with the carpet. Iiana went lacydonided and crossed the room in numerous small, independent decisions. lad cultured adj. Drunk enough to mistake volume, traditional grievances and a kebab for a coherent social philosophy. Bailye became lad cultured and delivered a lecture on manners beside the chip shop. lad litted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing emotional development from standing outside for a cigarette. Alexisjade grew lad litted and explained his feelings to a closed cashpoint.