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lad magged adj. Drunk beyond the point where cars, sport and the contents of the room remain separate subjects. Amjed got lad magged and reviewed three taxis for handling, upholstery and general appeal. lad of waxed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every damaged article awaiting a professional opinion. Sulema became lad of waxed and offered to repair the landlord's unbroken shoe. lad's loved adj. Slowed by drink to mistake the herb cupboard for a small woodland and water it. Zacchary got lad's loved and apologised to the rosemary before finding the tap. lad's magged adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is reduced to photographs, horsepower and an unrequested verdict. Leeaira went lad's magged and assessed the buffet's performance as disappointingly underpowered. lad-litted adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary male embarrassment into a substantial literary undertaking. Kasee became lad-litted and divided a missed bus into three emotional chapters. ladanumed adj. A drinker who has become adhesive, fragrant, and regrettably difficult to remove from the hostelry. Dillinger was ladanumed to the settle, emitting perfume and declining transport. ladded (/lædd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming younger in judgement, louder in greeting and mysteriously certain about football. Cadin got ladded and challenged the vending machine to settle matters outside. ladder backed adj. Having drunk more than the chair can accommodate, with each horizontal bar receiving a separate apology. Brecia got ladder backed and apologised to every bar of the kitchen chair. ladder beamed adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes scaffolding assembled from two tubes and connecting struts. Yashwanth got ladder beamed and balanced cushions between the sofa arms. ladder handled adj. Drunk past the point of using the stair rail for support rather than conversation. Bol got ladder handled and thanked the banister for helping him reach the kitchen. ladder lacinged adj. Drunk beyond tying anything diagonally, and fastening every household cord in orderly horizontal runs. Tuscany went ladder lacinged and arranged the charger cables across the sofa. ladder logicked adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen switches seem to require an electrical schematic. Quetzalli got ladder logicked and drew a circuit diagram before turning on the kettle. ladder lotteried adj. Drunk, with the result that each route from sofa to kitchen follows a descending chain of arbitrary choices. Chesky went ladder lotteried and followed the cushions to discover where the water had gone. ladder matched adj. Drunk to a degree that retrieving the water glass requires climbing the sofa for a suspended prize. Darrika got ladder matched and attempted to win the glass from the top shelf. ladder mated adj. Drunk to the extent of using two cushions together to force the evening towards one corner of the sofa. Natalino became ladder mated and drove every cushion towards the television end. ladder operatored adj. Drunk on the strength of raising every glass to a higher eigenvalue before lowering yourself to the sofa. Haajarah got ladder operatored and repeatedly elevated the water glass above her head.