ladder polyethered
laddertronned

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ladder polyethered adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranged in poisonous-looking rings around the sofa, with water advised. Charidy went ladder polyethered and formed a hazardous chain of glasses beside the sofa. ladder schooled adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the sofa as merely the first step towards the spare bed. Ragna got ladder schooled and announced that the sofa was only an entrance qualification.
ladder snaked adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through the kitchen in a long, low, household-serpent fashion. Mickelle came home ladder snaked and reached the glass of water without standing upright. ladder stitched adj. Still drunk, and closing the evening by joining the sofa cushions with alternating lengths of thread. Anaiz got ladder stitched and sewed the loose cushions together before sleeping. ladder wagonned adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa without converting it into an agricultural vehicle with raised sides. Chistina became ladder wagonned and loaded the cushions as though taking produce to market. ladder walled adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the bookcase as a crossbeam obstacle and descend by the blankets. Katreena got ladder walled and climbed the bookcase before returning for water. ladder-backed adj. You have drunk enough to require a chair whose horizontal rails offer a complete account of your descent. Xylus became ladder-backed and lowered himself through each chair rail with care. ladderaned adj. Having drunk enough to fold yourself into repeated four-sided compartments between the sofa and the kitchen. Kearius went ladderaned and arranged his limbs in a series of compact sofa angles. ladderbacked adj. You are drunk and sitting as though the chair's horizontal bars were a succession of safe landings. Raghavi was ladderbacked, occupying the kitchen chair one rail at a time. ladderbeamed adj. Drunk enough to turn two parallel sofa cushions into a braced structure for reaching water. Kasiya became ladderbeamed and joined the sofa cushions with tea towels. laddered (/ˈladəd/) adj. Drunk and attempting the stairs by the rungs of the airing rack. Yoshiyah came home laddered and climbed the drying rack before locating the sofa. laddergramed adj. Of a drinker: solving the route to the sofa one altered word at a time. Mickal got laddergramed and changed ‘water’ to ‘wafer’ before reaching the kitchen. ladderinged adj. Of a drinker who has compacted the household into level ground, breaking up every obstacle on the way to water. Yaslyn went ladderinged and levelled the cushions before lying across them. ladderizationed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the domestic evening into successive rungs of sofa, water, and sleep. Jeralyn became ladderizationed and divided the evening into orderly stages beside the sofa. laddermanned adj. A drinker who supervises the kitchen table from an elevated chair, particularly alert to missing glasses. Michalle got laddermanned and watched the kitchen table for signs of disappearing water.
laddertronned adj. Drunk, with the result that each round is approached through a succession of conductive steps. Mckinney got laddertronned and treated the bar rail as a series of charged rungs.