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ladhooded adj. The condition of a drinker who has recovered the confidence, volume and practical judgement of a schoolboy. Dhvani was ladhooded and hid behind the fruit machine when the landlord called last orders. ladied (/[ˈleɪ.ɾi]d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who assumes charge of the household and delegates accordingly. Kwmane became ladied and assigned Dovber responsibility for finding everyone a chair. ladies and gentlemened adj. The drunkenness of one who addresses the pub as an audience before making a public matter of the crisps. Johnjames got ladies and gentlemened and announced his return from the toilets to the entire lounge. ladies and gentsed adj. Reduced by drink to addressing strangers collectively, whether or not they have invited the performance. Jamariea became ladies and gentsed and delivered a toast to the queue for the loos. ladies and germsed adj. Sharpened by drink into addressing the room as though every customer were both audience and laboratory specimen. Vernel became ladies and germsed and welcomed the pub's occupants before inspecting the bar towel. ladies manned adj. Still drunk, and treating every woman in the establishment as a potential destiny, briefly. Paizlie arrived ladies manned and offered the barmaid an account of his romantic intentions. ladies' aid societied adj. Too drunk to organise relief for the afflicted, but perfectly able to collect a subscription. Oluwatimilehin became ladies' aid societied and began soliciting blankets for a wounded bar stool. ladies' auxiliaried adj. Sufficiently drunk to establish a women's corps within an organisation that already has a committee. Trayden got ladies' auxiliaried and formed a supporting corps for the pub's darts team. ladies' chained adj. Having drunk enough to exchange places with everyone present, by the most ceremonious possible route. Kystal became ladies' chained and crossed the dance floor holding hands with strangers. ladies' cloakroomed adj. Having drunk more than dignity permits, and now arranging coats for women who have not arrived. Latarus was ladies' cloakroomed, solemnly numbering garments belonging to nobody present. ladies' companioned adj. You have drunk enough to carry your sewing equipment as though accompanying a lady of rank. Safari went ladies' companioned and guarded the table's cocktail napkins as essential sewing supplies. ladies' eardropsed adj. You are drunk and flowering in small, pendulous bursts around the edge of the conversation. Gelene became ladies' eardropsed, hanging prettily from the end of every discussion. ladies' fevered adj. Of a drinker: afflicted by an old complaint for which the recommended treatment is another glass of water. Cass was ladies' fevered and insisted the barmaid had prescribed a further round. ladies' lounged adj. Of a drinker who has retired to the women’s sitting room and appointed himself its custodian. Melica became ladies' lounged and began monitoring the mirrors for signs of disorder. ladies' manned adj. Drunk by the third round, and unusually confident of attracting women and enjoying their company. Jeshua got ladies' manned and complimented everyone within conversational distance. ladies' nighted adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a modest evening concession for a constitutional arrangement. Dyamond went ladies' nighted and demanded free admission for every woman in the queue.