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LIA'd adj. The state of being drunk and absent from proceedings, despite having been expected there. Oluwatobi was LIA'd before the meal arrived and was not subsequently located. LIB'd adj. The state of being drunk and rechargeable, though the required lithium compounds are found in a kebab. Alexyanna was LIB'd and recharged overnight by a kebab of uncertain provenance. LIBleted adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's thoughts require a small, compatible system to run them. Jezlin woke LIBleted and spent ten minutes searching the breakfast table for the correct menu. LIC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to gate every conversation, admitting some people and excluding others without explanation. Alliana got LIC'd and began deciding which guests could enter each conversation. LIDAR'd adj. A drinker who detects the furniture by reflected proximity, usually after making contact with it. Jasmine-leigh was LIDAR'd and mapped the hallway by touching each chair. LIF'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a factor nobody else has measured, and acting accordingly. Ashleah became LIF'd and claimed the missing change was being inhibited by an invisible factor. LIFG'd adj. Too drunk to retrieve the left-hand word for coat, taxi or home. Indeya was LIFG'd and pointed at the cloakroom while asking for the railway. LIGA'd adj. Drunk past the point of fine detail, leaving the morning's arrangements tall, narrow, and liable to collapse. Alazar was LIGA'd, stacking toast into an implausibly slender breakfast structure. LINE'd adj. A drinker who has inserted himself repeatedly between unrelated subjects, with occasional genetic relevance. Nihar was LINE'd and connected the bar snacks to retrotransposons without assistance. LINER'd adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which the morning face emits only faint, low-energy signs of life. Boede appeared LINER'd, offering the kitchen a dim glow and no explanation. LINO'd adj. Emboldened by drink to claim perfect balance while demonstrating none. Penley went LINO'd and announced his stability before missing the bottom step. LIP'd adj. Of a drinker: built up suddenly and extravagantly, leaving the kitchen altered for a short geological interval. Desseray went LIP'd beside the kettle, surrounded by mugs, toast and one unexplained saucepan. LIR'd adj. You are drunk and producing small, consequential reactions whenever anyone mentions last night. Cassand was LIR'd over coffee, reacting visibly to each newly remembered name. LIRG'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes the nearby darkness seem to gather around one’s uncertain route. Morry was LIRG'd, drawing the dim hallway into his slow attempt at the stairs. LIS'd adj. Drunk beyond information science, with the entire evening reduced to finding somewhere to sit. Antavious got LIS'd and classified the pub's customers by likelihood of sharing chips. LISN'd adj. The state of being drunk and stabilising every dubious impulse as though it were an electrical signal. Aldonna was LISN'd and insisted the karaoke machine required her technical supervision.