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ladies' racketsed adj. A drinker who pursues a shuttlecock with the grandeur of an imperial campaign. Koriann became ladies' racketsed and challenged the jukebox to a badminton match. ladies' roomed adj. A drinker so far gone that a private room for women appears to be a diplomatic posting. Ladedra was ladies' roomed and received visitors beside the hand dryer. ladies' specialed adj. The state of being drunk and conveyed in a reserved service whose principal passenger is oneself. Christopher-jay arrived ladies' specialed and demanded a separate carriage for his coat. ladies' tobaccoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a refined woodland remedy, though not a useful one. Vikesh was ladies' tobaccoed and recommended himself for the treatment of minor complaints. ladies' tressesed adj. The drunkenness of one who has arranged the conversation in spirals and cannot find the axis. Rhoman became ladies' tressesed, winding every anecdote neatly back to the beginning. ladiesweared adj. Reduced by drink to inspecting the room as though it were a ladies’ clothing department. Desira went ladiesweared and assessed the curtains for seasonal suitability. ladihooded adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the coat-check receipt into an instrument of ceremony. Mysean became ladihooded and presented the cloakroom ticket with both hands. ladinessed adj. Sharpened by drink into immaculate courtesy, formal posture, and an urgent need for the lavatory. Hays became ladinessed and addressed the toilet queue as a gathering of distinguished persons. lading-canned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of hot water being removed from a boiler by hand. Oniel went lading-canned and took four minutes to fill a glass from the tap. ladinged (/ˈleɪdɪŋd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to load every available surface with glasses, coats, and one regrettable speech. Ozzie became ladinged and loaded the mantelpiece with drinks intended for nobody. ladinoed (/ləˈdiːnəʊd/) adj. Slowed by drink to regard an ordinary conversation as a matter for lengthy negotiation. Molette was ladinoed and negotiated the placement of every chair. ladkinned adj. Drunk and reduced to the moral scale, mobility, and conversational range of a small boy. Smokey became ladkinned and asked whether the landlord had a bedtime. ladle furnaced adj. Drunk enough to melt the evening down to its constituent metals, preferably near the snacks. Vinoth went ladle furnaced and attempted to refine the contents of the ashtray. ladled (/ˈleɪ.dəld/) adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation requires a long handle and a deep bowl. Shanya became ladled and served opinions from the far side of the table. ladlefuled adj. Drunk past the point of measuring anything except the quantity that fits in a ladle. Zahara became ladlefuled and served gravy into glasses with unwavering conviction. ladlemanned adj. Of a drinker: trusted by the room with molten metal, which everyone now regrets. Angeliese found Marcus ladlemanned beside the furnace, offering molten metal to anyone within reach.