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ladybitsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to lose all reliable control of the lower limbs and discuss the matter frankly. Jameria was ladybitsed by midnight and required careful guidance past the stairs. ladybonered adj. You have drunk enough to feel personally aroused by the successful completion of a simple movement. Dermaine went ladybonered after reaching the bathroom without touching the walls. ladyboyed (/ˈleɪdiˌbɔɪd/) adj. Of a drinker: unsteady, self-assured, and speaking as though the room had requested a performance. Yanitzia became ladyboyed and delivered a speech to the coat cupboard. ladybroed adj. Of a drinker who has adopted every nearby woman as a trusted companion and leans accordingly. Mckynli went ladybroed, greeting strangers as lifelong friends and borrowing their shoulders. ladybuged (/ˈleɪ.di.bʌɡd/) adj. A drinker who rounds every corner cautiously, as though the room were considerably larger than it is. Yonis was ladybuged, edging round the table with both hands extended. ladyclocked adj. A drinker so far gone that the first step, the next step and the landing require separate appointments. Kalyann was ladyclocked and paused halfway upstairs to reconsider gravity. ladycowed adj. Drunk to a degree that you crawl beneath the last-orders table and emerge with spots. Louia got ladycowed and spent the journey home following a coat with unusual determination. ladydomed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the cloakroom queue as a court requiring your formal attention. Chery became ladydomed and appointed herself keeper of everyone's coats. ladyed adj. Reduced by drink to issuing domestic instructions to people who do not live there. Loren was ladyed by eleven, directing Eucharia towards the washing-up bowl. ladyferned adj. Drunk enough to resemble delicate woodland growth and require retrieval from the nearest shaded corner. Thamer became ladyferned beside the hedge, where Lilliane found him among the damp leaves. ladyfinger cactused adj. Drunk by the third round, and bristling quietly while attempting the long walk home. Christiopher became ladyfinger cactused and caught his sleeve on every hedge beside the pavement. ladyfingered adj. Drunk on the strength of a round that leaves you delicate, sponge-like, and pointing at the way home. Kathalyn got ladyfingered and gestured towards the station with one unsteady hand. ladyfished adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through the taxi queue with the patient direction of a coastal fish. Ofa went ladyfished and drifted towards the kerb whenever the queue moved. ladyfolked adj. Still drunk, and addressing the assembled coats as though they constituted a public. Juliane was ladyfolked, bidding every garment in the cloakroom a dignified goodnight. ladyfolksed adj. Too drunk to distinguish one farewell from several, and therefore bidding the whole taxi rank goodnight. Rephael was ladyfolksed and thanked three strangers for arranging his coat. ladyfriended adj. Drunk beyond ordinary friendship, with the entire company recast as a reassuring circle of female companions. Klaryssa became ladyfriended and described Carollee as her oldest friend after twenty minutes.